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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #90 on: December 10, 2013, 12:17:45 PM »
The Bradford schtick was amusing for a bit, but some of the "top this" stuff lately hasn't been that funny to me  :-\
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #91 on: December 10, 2013, 06:35:31 PM »
Bradford had gotten old, but they took him out of the equation long enough that he once again amuses me.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #92 on: December 11, 2013, 08:12:55 AM »
today there's a fun war of words between the jumbotrons

http://profootballmock.com/boardbattles/battle-boards-broncos-chargers-part-two/
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #93 on: December 11, 2013, 08:16:58 AM »
Much better then the last couple of QB facebooks.  I don't know but those things have lost their mojo.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #94 on: December 11, 2013, 08:21:08 AM »
I inserted myself into a grammar 'discussion' in one of the last articles to call out someone else's false call-out of a spelling. Also, to give him kudos for some of the more esoteric jokes he makes. Surprisingly, the guy that runs the site sent me a nice long e-mail thanking me for my praise and for the grammar corrections. I offered to help him proofread in the future, but no response to that as of yet.  :)

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #95 on: December 11, 2013, 09:07:52 AM »
I offered to help him proofread in the future

is that like when you offered to review RAF for us? ;)
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #96 on: December 11, 2013, 09:10:37 AM »
I can certainly work on that if you still want it. I might need to take it with me over the holidays, though - I'm not sure I'll have any time until I'm off after next week.  :-\

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #97 on: December 16, 2013, 01:41:10 PM »
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NICK FOLES  What, no “rimshot” for that?
RIMSHOT   Hell no. That was fucking awful.

seriously, the rimshot was the star of the show
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #98 on: December 16, 2013, 02:15:35 PM »
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syringes full of bull semen
I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH LAUREN TANNEHILL’S OVERSIZED RUBBER PENIS
SHUT THOSE PUSSYFLAPS YOU CALL LIPS

Stay classy, NFL QB's on Facebook.  ;D

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #99 on: December 17, 2013, 08:10:15 AM »
Heh. 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #100 on: December 17, 2013, 11:16:25 AM »
^ Heh...that was definitely an LOL moment.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #101 on: December 17, 2013, 04:06:36 PM »
The highlights for me this week :

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SAM BRADFORD I had my balls out in a court once.
SAM BRADFORD But the judge insisted that I put my hand on the Bible instead to swear my oath.


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COLIN KAEPERNICK I have the weirdest boner right now.
SAM BRADFORD That’s exactly what I said. But the judge refused to accept it as an oath.

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ANDREW LUCK With all due respect, may I also remind you gentlemen that my Colts are on top of our division, and we beat the Texans yesterday.
PEYTON MANNING SHUT THOSE PUSSYFLAPS YOU CALL LIPS, LUCK. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR ENDLESS BOASTING.
TOM BRADY FOR CHRIST’S SAKE LUCK, CAN’T YOU SHOW SOME CLASS FOR ONCE?
ANDREW LUCK You’re right, of course. I sincerely apologize for my arrogant outburst. My god, I was more monster than man.

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RICHARD SHERMAN HOW IN THE HELL DID I THROW FIVE INTERCEPTIONS YESTERDAY?!?!?
COLIN KAEPERNICK Shouldn’t that have been Eli Manning’s line?
RICHARD SHERMAN It was. But I picked it off.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #102 on: December 18, 2013, 10:20:49 AM »
Ha!  Yeah, I loved those last two bits as well.  (Bradford was pretty "meh" for me this week.) 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #103 on: December 23, 2013, 12:32:47 PM »
Secret Santa time! 


Okay, I'm not sure why exactly, but I honestly laughed my way through most of the whole thing this week.  This is definitely one of the funnier ones they've come out with in a while. 



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CAM NEWTON Awww. This is just like that classic Christmas story.

PHILIP RIVERS Which one?

CAM NEWTON “Die Hard.”
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DREW BREES I WILL DESTROY YOU BRADY!

TOM BRADY Nah, I’ll just dress up like a Saints receiver in the Panthers secondary. That way you’ll never hit me. ROFL

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BEN ROETHLISBERGER HI CAME NEWTOWN. DID YOU GET THE SECRET SANTA GIFT I LEFT FOR YOU?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER I HAD A HUGE SYMBOL OF THAT GUY YOU LIKE SO MUCH INSTALLED AT YOUR HOUSE TODAY

CAM NEWTON Wait, you mean that enormous twelve-foot tall SWASTIKA that I found bolted to the roof of my house today was from you?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER DO YOU LIKE IT? IT’S ‘CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WEAR SOUP NAZI SHIRTS UNDER YOUR JERSEY!

CAM NEWTON No, I wear SUPERMAN shirts under my jersey, Ben.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER You mean that guy who invaded Poland? Wow, that’s not cool dude.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #104 on: December 23, 2013, 01:09:39 PM »
Russell Wilson was the bomb in this one
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