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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #120 on: January 13, 2014, 03:57:02 PM »
I was amused by the joke explanations.

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TOM BRADY Here, let me explain: Fuck the Jets.

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COLIN KAEPERNICK Sure it makes sense. Here, let me explain: Fuck the Seahawks.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #121 on: January 20, 2014, 12:38:53 PM »
Holy cow, this one is long... 


Loved the "programming note" at the end: 
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There WILL be an "NFL QB's on Facebook" installment next Monday, though it will NOT have a single mention of the Pro Bowl, because there's no way we're sitting through that shit.
 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #122 on: January 20, 2014, 12:53:30 PM »
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Do it yourself. Just use the new password I created for your account:

“Captain Playoff Failure McLittleDick.”

ok. that made me laugh.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #123 on: January 20, 2014, 01:06:04 PM »
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TOM BRADY Take away all your field goals and touchdowns, and we would have won 16-0

That made me LOL.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #124 on: January 20, 2014, 01:44:36 PM »
so I kinda like Cam's new schtick, but I have a feeling they're going to overuse it to the point of non-funniness in a hurry

it is fun to watch Wilson troll everyone else week after week with such sparse comments.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #125 on: January 20, 2014, 01:46:30 PM »
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TOM BRADY Take away all your field goals and touchdowns, and we would have won 16-0

That made me LOL.

And it's true!
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #126 on: January 20, 2014, 04:18:17 PM »
This amused me.

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COLIN KAEPERNICK Hey! I was in the Super Bowl last year!
CARSON PALMER I think we all just assumed you got there through an act of the “Make-A-Wish” foundation.

They also totally nailed the paranoid anger that every Seahawks fan exhibits at all times.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #127 on: January 23, 2014, 02:44:59 AM »
NFL "mockazines" (more at the link ;D ): 





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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #128 on: January 23, 2014, 05:32:34 AM »
^ Those two are the best ones. The Elisha one is actually LOL-worthy. ;D

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #129 on: January 27, 2014, 11:33:01 AM »
NFL QB's on Facebook...in the year 2040! 


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AARON RODGERS Mark Sanchez?

TOM BRADY Dies tragically when the hoverboard he’s riding collides head-on with the tail section of a Boeing 747.

AARON RODGERS You’re telling me that Mark Sanchez dies by… slamming face first into the back side of a jet?

TOM BRADY At least he died doing what he does best.


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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #130 on: January 27, 2014, 12:01:57 PM »
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Washington Terrible Asian Road Drivers

I'm going to be LOL'ing that one for the next few days...
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #131 on: January 27, 2014, 04:35:27 PM »
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Washington Terrible Asian Road Drivers

I'm going to be LOL'ing that one for the next few days...

My grandfather and grandmother said the SAME thing when I was growing up over there. I've never forgotten their rage for that one particular group of drivers in D.C.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #132 on: February 03, 2014, 01:46:59 PM »
OK - this Russell Wilson was totally worth waiting for

http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-seachamps/

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RUSSELL WILSON   Thanks for the game-winning past interference, Aaron.

Pure awesomesauce
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #133 on: February 03, 2014, 04:39:19 PM »
Seachamps started pretty slow, but it improved quickly.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #134 on: February 03, 2014, 05:47:43 PM »
That was one of the best ones I have read in a while.  "EAT A RAZOR CAKE, BRADY!"
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