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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #240 on: January 05, 2015, 10:34:49 AM »
No, that's an entirely normal and healthy impulse. 

The reason for my concern was I thought you were making a stealth pun.  Apparently I was mistaken, for which I am immensely relieved.  :knuppel2: 

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #241 on: January 05, 2015, 10:49:47 AM »
Way to tiptoe around the issue, guys.

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #242 on: January 05, 2015, 04:54:57 PM »
I see what you mean now, Martok.  It would have been stealth if I had substituted Rodgers name for Munn.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #243 on: January 06, 2015, 05:09:55 AM »
"MILD CARDS"



Lots of good punchlines/one-liners this week: 

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COLIN KAEPERNICK HOLY CRAP, DID SUGGS CATCH THAT BALL WITH HIS CROTCH?

ALEX SMITH Yep. It was a dick pick.
    BRETT FAVRE likes this

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RYAN TANNEHILL What happened to that supposedly magnificent Cowboys O-line?

PEYTON MANNING No kidding. Jack Ruby was better protected in Dallas than Romo was yesterday

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CAM NEWTON Suck to be you, Ryan Lindley. YOUR TEAM GOT ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS QUICKER THAN THE BLACK GUY IN A SLASHER FILM!

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RYAN TANNEHILL Good God Dalton. You’re about as accurate as a drunken Stormtrooper.


The running gag with the refs was predictable.  I found The Ground being a part of the convo to be far more amusing. 

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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #244 on: January 06, 2015, 02:35:06 PM »
the deer in the headlights was my favorite recent convo-crasher


that was one of the funniest ones they've done in a while, too...  a solid B+, maybe a little better
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #245 on: January 07, 2015, 07:42:39 AM »
the blast from the past - here's the first one...  and Russell Wilson was in fine form even at the start
http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-talkin-on-facebook/
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #246 on: January 07, 2015, 04:22:49 PM »
Nice!  I don't I'd ever read the first one before.  Thanks for sharing chief. 
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"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #247 on: January 08, 2015, 08:15:21 AM »
http://profootballmock.com/pete-carroll-theres-no-way-reigning-super-bowl-champs-defeated-playoffs-team-losing-record-right/

you read the comments and realize that TDB isn't the only site that people don't realize is satire
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #248 on: January 08, 2015, 12:38:47 PM »
Yeah, I noticed that as well.  You gotta wonder about some people.  ::) 




Incidentally, poor Gus: 

New York Jets Somehow Eliminated From Next Year’s Playoffs Already




And PFM seems to make fun of Belichick being evil just about every week.  Never gets old for me! 

Bill Belichick Accepts Long Standing Invitation To Join Legion of Doom

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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #249 on: January 12, 2015, 02:45:12 PM »
http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-division-by-zeroes/

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #250 on: January 12, 2015, 03:20:42 PM »
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CAM NEWTON DAMMIT MIKE TOLBERT, YOU COULDN’T CATCH GONORRHEA IN A HOT TUB FULL OF KARDASHIANS!

RICHARD SHERMAN
FACE IT NEWTON: You got murdered like a main character on “Game of Thrones.”



I also enjoyed the slam against Peyton at the end.  ;D 

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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #251 on: January 12, 2015, 05:22:23 PM »
PFM should have a GREAT Facebook convo next week!  Wilson v. Rodgers and Luck v. Brady?  That's some good stuff right there.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #252 on: January 19, 2015, 07:25:44 PM »
http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-championships-giggles/

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AARON RODGERS    WHAT WAS THAT? I DIDN’T CATCH THAT?
CAM NEWTON     Ooh, ooh. “Things Brandon Bostick says when trying to grab an onside kick?”
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #253 on: January 19, 2015, 07:51:14 PM »
That was one of the best episodes in a quite a while.
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Re: NFL QB's on Facebook
« Reply #254 on: January 20, 2015, 11:22:55 AM »
Not PFM, but still really f'n' funny :))

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nfl-investigating-whether-patriots-played-game-wit,37805/

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NFL Investigating Whether Patriots Played Game With Properly Inflated Vince Wilfork


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