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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2014, 12:30:14 PM »
Tampa was screwed the instant Ben Bishop got hurt. Lindback is awful. Lindback + No Defense = train wreck.

And speaking of no defense, those Pens are just kicking ass, aren't they?  >:(

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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2014, 01:24:18 PM »
fucking blue jackets
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2014, 01:27:24 PM »
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #48 on: April 27, 2014, 12:41:33 PM »
Bring on the Bruins (and Jagger too!)  ;)



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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #49 on: April 27, 2014, 03:40:33 PM »
FU Blackhawks!
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2014, 03:55:21 PM »
BLACKHAWKS!!!  bitches!
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2014, 03:56:54 PM »
Mirth you my suck my swollen member.


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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2014, 08:53:39 AM »
Mirth you my suck my swollen member.


Again.

Even swollen, it's like sucking a tic tac. And I'm not talking about the minty flavor.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2014, 07:34:10 PM »
are you shitting me Pittsburgh?!
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2014, 07:44:33 PM »
They were up 4-0 and let CBJ score 3 goals in 6 minutes to get back into it and almost gacked it away.  Thankfully they held on to clinch and send Columbus packing.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2014, 09:04:44 PM »
I was hoping for a Game 7. Columbus didn't show for the first two periods and then played like mad men in the 3rd. And they were in their house. Pathetic.
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2014, 06:26:53 PM »
tampa has a small mix of habs and bruins fans, i didnt think they would care much as i thought this was gator country
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #57 on: May 03, 2014, 02:35:57 PM »
Huge win for the Bruins!
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #58 on: May 03, 2014, 06:31:38 PM »
Man I'm glad I mixed up the game time today and was still work.  Who plays hockey at 2pm??
Looks like Habs f'ed it up today.  Prepare for fun times in montreal. 
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Re: We Needed a Hockey Thread
« Reply #59 on: May 04, 2014, 03:42:32 PM »
Blackhawks!
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.