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Offline Sir Slash

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Re: Best Excuse for Speeding I Have Ever Heard
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2020, 09:45:45 AM »
That would be pretty scary alright. Always carry spare under ware just in case.  :coolsmiley:
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Re: Best Excuse for Speeding I Have Ever Heard
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2020, 12:00:50 PM »
"Its head just started striking at the (driver’s seat) chair, between my legs.”

High-octane nightmare fuel, thanks!  :D
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