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Offline Martok

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #135 on: May 01, 2014, 11:24:32 AM »
LOL!  You do have to wonder what inspired that image.  :D 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #136 on: May 05, 2014, 11:27:26 PM »
well, I'd say that 90% of the spiders that I didn't kill and whos location I knew about have vanished.
I sense a counter attack coming.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

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Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #137 on: May 06, 2014, 09:37:36 AM »
Unless they somehow manage to take away your flamethrower, I think you're pretty safe. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #138 on: May 06, 2014, 04:39:40 PM »
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #139 on: May 06, 2014, 08:48:32 PM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #140 on: May 06, 2014, 09:30:40 PM »
Red leg red leg mark these coordinates and fire for effect!
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #141 on: May 06, 2014, 10:51:59 PM »
What the effing f 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #142 on: May 06, 2014, 11:40:33 PM »
What the effing f

you didnt see Mirths "girlfriend" posts?
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #143 on: May 07, 2014, 12:13:52 AM »
What the effing f

you didnt see Mirths "girlfriend" posts?

Dude, that was hours ago.  You have way too much faith in my ability to remember them and then make the connection.  (I'm flattered, though.)  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #144 on: May 07, 2014, 12:16:05 AM »
I was just startled by the ice settling in my margarita.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #145 on: May 07, 2014, 12:25:05 AM »
I would be startled by ice settling in any drink, margarita or not.  ???  I'm not sure that's "ice", man... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #146 on: May 07, 2014, 07:24:53 AM »
Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #147 on: May 07, 2014, 07:27:07 AM »


Ok, 'never going to Brazil' just got added to the list.  :o
Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #148 on: May 07, 2014, 10:28:06 AM »


Burn the house down.

Fuck that!  That would imply still being within visual range of the thing.  I'd be miles away, calling in an airstrike. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #149 on: May 09, 2014, 08:02:31 AM »
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