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Offline undercovergeek

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2014, 10:24:56 AM »
you would not be able to see my ass for dust

youd hear me screaming, but id be running too fast
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2014, 10:36:30 AM »
Why run?  That's what the flamethrower is for.  8) 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2014, 01:41:38 PM »
Well they already got a piece of me and besides the feverish near death it wasn't all that bad.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2014, 01:42:57 PM »
Quote from: Gusington on January 21, 2014, 01:41:38 PM
Well they already got a piece of me and besides the feverish near death it wasn't all that bad.

+1

Except for the having-your-body-violated-by-a-poisonous-little-git part.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2014, 02:05:49 PM »
^I still don't know when exactly I got bit and didn't feel it when it happened, which is probably more gooder than the alternative.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2014, 03:36:57 PM »
It's because the little f&ckers have tiny little needle-like fangs that sink into your flesh like a hot knife into butter...without the butter feeling it. I went through the same damn thing, on my leg. Time for a Brown Recluse Holocaust.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2014, 06:41:18 AM »
Yeah it was on my leg too...you should have seen the subcutaneous shitstorm the bite caused!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2014, 05:55:59 PM »
You guys looking for an exterminator?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2014, 04:50:21 PM »
^Cue serious music.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2014, 08:29:29 AM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2014, 10:42:49 AM »
I would move that very day...preferably to another continent. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2014, 10:49:57 AM »
You should try Australia.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2014, 03:58:53 PM »
You got real estate in Oz, Star?  You keep trying to get Martok to go there ;)
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2014, 04:00:41 PM »
He owns a spider farm.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2014, 04:02:59 PM »
Fannnngs for the meh-mor-ieeeesss...
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