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Offline GDS_Starfury

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #150 on: May 09, 2014, 07:00:42 PM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #151 on: May 09, 2014, 07:48:12 PM »
^Business opportunity.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #152 on: May 11, 2014, 07:11:44 PM »
I would be startled by ice settling in any drink, margarita or not.  ???  I'm not sure that's "ice", man...

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #153 on: May 11, 2014, 07:14:38 PM »
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #154 on: May 11, 2014, 09:00:30 PM »
^Business opportunity.

It's also reportedly a pretty painful erection that could cause some kind of permanent disability.  :o

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #155 on: May 12, 2014, 02:21:52 AM »
if shes walking funny thats her problem.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2014, 06:57:32 AM »
Yeah, but WHERE does it have to bite you, exactly?

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #157 on: May 16, 2014, 04:58:15 AM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #158 on: May 16, 2014, 08:28:43 AM »
You gotta love the Misunderstood Spider.  :) 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #159 on: June 03, 2014, 06:27:24 AM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #160 on: June 03, 2014, 12:24:56 PM »
Not for the first time -- and certainly not the last -- I'm glad I don't live in Australia.  :P 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #161 on: June 12, 2014, 07:12:54 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #162 on: June 12, 2014, 07:25:43 PM »
Didn't there used to be gag toilet paper you could get with a realistic spider printed on it every three feet or so?
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'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #163 on: June 13, 2014, 12:32:56 PM »
That's fucking evil!! 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #164 on: June 18, 2014, 07:06:18 AM »
Fortunately, not a real spider.

(Doesn't have eight legs, only six.  :D )
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