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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #240 on: September 20, 2014, 12:18:22 PM »
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it.  I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards.  Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.

Jeebus! Where do you live??  :o
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #241 on: September 20, 2014, 12:23:06 PM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #242 on: September 20, 2014, 12:30:25 PM »
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it.  I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards.  Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #243 on: September 20, 2014, 12:30:48 PM »
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it.  I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards.  Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.

Jeebus! Where do you live??  :o

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #244 on: September 21, 2014, 12:17:30 PM »
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it.  I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards.  Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.

Jesus fuck!!  That's over eight of the little bastards every day!  :o  So glad I live up north. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #245 on: September 21, 2014, 12:48:51 PM »
That's just the ones that were caught ;)  The glueboard with the most had 51 on it.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #246 on: September 21, 2014, 12:57:45 PM »
you should put one in the mail and send it to Martok.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #247 on: September 21, 2014, 01:31:07 PM »
Given how many of you yahoos here live south of the Mason-Dixon line, any package received from that region automatically gets X-rayed -- that, or simply burned, sight unseen.  :P 

« Last Edit: September 21, 2014, 01:50:11 PM by Martok »
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #248 on: September 21, 2014, 01:41:17 PM »
my dad and his brothers used to mail roaches to each other during college.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #249 on: September 21, 2014, 01:53:08 PM »
ROFL!  That had to have made for an interesting educational experience... 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #250 on: September 21, 2014, 02:28:42 PM »
Roach postage between Tulane Carnegie and NYU.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 05:59:22 AM by GDS_Starfury »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #251 on: September 25, 2014, 03:13:03 AM »
Happy Christmas Martok


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #252 on: September 25, 2014, 09:47:22 AM »
Happy Christmas Martok



Martok might buy them for the irony of stomping on them!

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #253 on: September 25, 2014, 10:37:37 PM »
Makes you wonder if other mammals have an aversion to spiders. Would a dog or cat react strongly to the spider slippers?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #254 on: September 25, 2014, 10:39:46 PM »
Makes you wonder if other mammals have an aversion to spiders. Would a dog or cat react strongly to the spider slippers?

My dogs attack spiders without hesitation.

My dachshund has on more than one occasion flicked his tongue around as if he were bitten. But showed no ill effects.

My old cat didn't care for them either.

I suspect my pack, upon seeing said abominable slippers, would descent with righteous fury upon them and leave little but stuffing in their wake.