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Offline LongBlade

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #285 on: October 16, 2014, 09:33:25 AM »
Spider burrows into mans scar

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/16/spider-burrows-dylan-thomass-appendix-scar-sternum_n_5994802.html?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl1|sec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D300660

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If that doesn't do it, the "See Also" section should send Martok into a 72 hour hold.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #286 on: October 18, 2014, 02:40:10 PM »
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........................when it's that big, just shoot the damn thing!




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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #287 on: October 18, 2014, 03:16:38 PM »
BURN THE RAINFOREST!!!!!!

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #288 on: October 18, 2014, 03:32:27 PM »
CAN'T - TOO SOGGY!
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #289 on: October 18, 2014, 06:00:41 PM »
Napalm burns everything... soggy or not!  O0
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #290 on: October 18, 2014, 06:16:46 PM »
I dunno.... looks friendly enough.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #291 on: October 18, 2014, 09:27:14 PM »
I dunno.... looks friendly enough.

That's what he said...before he married her and later she took half his stuff.  O:-)

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #292 on: October 18, 2014, 10:20:13 PM »
Maybe it plays the harp.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #293 on: October 20, 2014, 02:20:15 AM »
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........................when it's that big, just shoot the damn thing!




http://news.yahoo.com/goliath-encounter-puppy-sized-spider-surprises-scientist-rainforest-125720953.html

Holy hell, that's enormous! 

I'm gonna need a bigger flame-thrower. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #294 on: October 20, 2014, 04:14:47 AM »
Or maybe one of these:

Vituš ér enn - eša hvat?  -Voluspa

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #295 on: October 20, 2014, 06:45:17 AM »
Good point.  Squishing one with heavy tread would be better than with my shoe... 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #296 on: October 20, 2014, 08:04:15 AM »
Or maybe one of these:



Why use commie crap?


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #297 on: October 20, 2014, 04:24:31 PM »
I was generalizing.  8)

I was actually looking for a Flammpanzer but ran out of time and had to go to work so I threw that one out there instead.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #298 on: October 21, 2014, 12:44:32 PM »




If that thing ever laid eggs in your ear, it could be considered rape. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #299 on: October 21, 2014, 09:45:06 PM »
so spider zen.



to put it in GH format, could you imagine Gus with my life.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.