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Offline Ubercat

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #300 on: October 21, 2014, 09:58:20 PM »
I've seen that exploding head video before. What the hell is that from?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #301 on: October 21, 2014, 10:01:04 PM »
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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

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Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #302 on: October 22, 2014, 05:34:34 AM »
A forgettable movie long ensconced in the consciousness of our generation due to that exploding head thing.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #303 on: October 23, 2014, 05:13:32 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #304 on: October 23, 2014, 06:28:03 PM »
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
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"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #305 on: October 24, 2014, 07:02:11 AM »
If someone went up and painted a fiddle on the back of the one over the garage, that would be in Tennessee.  :D
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #306 on: October 24, 2014, 08:13:02 AM »
Nice insect humor, Jason!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #307 on: October 24, 2014, 08:13:53 AM »
F that house. I can't imagine any little ones wanting to go near it! Which actually might be the point, in which case...bravo.  :coolsmiley:

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #308 on: October 24, 2014, 01:37:30 PM »


That is...disturbingly creative.  I can't quite bring myself to applaud, but that's well done. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #309 on: October 24, 2014, 01:51:17 PM »
21 pages based on one mans phobia.   :2funny:
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #310 on: October 24, 2014, 02:25:48 PM »
Heh.  I have to admit, when BC started this thread back at the beginning of the year, it never occurred to me it would still be going strong like this ten months down the road.  :P 

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"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #311 on: October 24, 2014, 04:51:52 PM »
to be fair we lost page 2-4 to wanky puns

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #312 on: October 24, 2014, 04:57:39 PM »
wanky puns

Sounds like the name of a band from Manchester.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #313 on: October 25, 2014, 02:35:14 PM »
Yeah, they did an album called 'Slow Hand'.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #314 on: October 25, 2014, 04:18:46 PM »
they really mastered the beat