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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #420 on: March 04, 2015, 02:29:01 AM »
Id build the 'for sale' sign quicker than the human eye

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #422 on: March 06, 2015, 03:50:15 AM »
^  Yup, definitely time to break out the flame-thrower again! 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #423 on: March 09, 2015, 12:20:48 PM »
Where the hell is that??!!  Australia?  Africa?  Some f-ing place far, far away I f-ing hope!!  :o :-\
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #424 on: March 09, 2015, 06:41:13 PM »
Where the hell is that??!!  Australia?  Africa?  Some f-ing place far, far away I f-ing hope!!  :o :-\

Somewhere far, far away like Halifax?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #425 on: March 09, 2015, 07:30:57 PM »
Where the hell is that??!!  Australia?  Africa?  Some f-ing place far, far away I f-ing hope!!  :o :-\

I went to the YouTube page for answers. Didn't find a location but some of the comments are LOLz.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #426 on: March 09, 2015, 09:17:33 PM »
Could be somewhere in Florida.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #427 on: March 09, 2015, 09:19:14 PM »
nah, we got lizards, geckos and iguanas and stuff down here to eat em.+
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #428 on: March 09, 2015, 09:21:49 PM »
That's true.  But they grow'em big like that in F L A.  Never seen'em infest a house like that though.  I'm all for the flamethrower in that case, too.  Too many of the boogers to go in their firing with just pesticide.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #429 on: March 10, 2015, 09:53:06 AM »
Could be somewhere in Florida.

Yeah, I'm thinking US for sure. They look like wolf spiders to me.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #430 on: March 10, 2015, 09:53:46 AM »
That's true.  But they grow'em big like that in F L A.  Never seen'em infest a house like that though.  I'm all for the flamethrower in that case, too.  Too many of the boogers to go in their firing with just pesticide.

One of the comments on YouTube is hilarious - it recommends setting fire to it from the outside. If you do it from the inside they'll all escape :)

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #431 on: March 10, 2015, 10:38:42 AM »
That's true.  But they grow'em big like that in F L A.  Never seen'em infest a house like that though.  I'm all for the flamethrower in that case, too.  Too many of the boogers to go in their firing with just pesticide.

One of the comments on YouTube is hilarious - it recommends setting fire to it from the outside. If you do it from the inside they'll all escape :)

Right there, that's good advice.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #432 on: March 10, 2015, 01:12:09 PM »
Seeing all the "Nope" comments is pretty funny too. 



I also cracked up at this one: 
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Train them to be your army of the night and become a super-villain.


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Door to Door salesman rings the bell - "Release the Spiders"

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #433 on: March 10, 2015, 01:36:23 PM »
Looks like it could be season 2 of Penny Dreadful.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #434 on: March 11, 2015, 05:55:10 PM »
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then Martok be like

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