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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #480 on: April 21, 2015, 01:51:24 PM »
Spider bed, spider bed,
does whatever the spider said.

Can it walk
on the ceiling?
No it can't
it's just a spider-bed.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #481 on: April 21, 2015, 01:51:55 PM »
On the other hand, there are spider beds and there are spider beds. {Googling "drow queen"}
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #482 on: May 07, 2015, 03:09:42 PM »
Martok -- going to Chicago anytime soon??
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #483 on: May 07, 2015, 03:53:35 PM »
No -- and apparently I won't be ever again, at least not in the spring.  :buck2: 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #484 on: May 07, 2015, 08:12:06 PM »
No -- and apparently I won't be ever again, at least not in the spring.  :buck2:

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #485 on: May 15, 2015, 10:31:23 AM »
Martok, I hear Australia is real nice...when its not raining spiders...
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #486 on: May 15, 2015, 11:22:08 AM »
Martok, I hear Australia is real nice...when its not raining spiders...

I saw that but didn't want to give him a heart attack.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #487 on: May 19, 2015, 07:29:51 AM »
No worries, I'd already read the story anyway.  They didn't show any pictures, so the trauma was only minor.  ;) 




Martok, I hear Australia is real nice...

Right.  Because the country isn't already full of plants & animals trying to kill you:P 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #488 on: May 19, 2015, 08:00:27 AM »
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No worries, I'd already read the story anyway.  They didn't show any pictures, so the trauma was only minor.  ;) 

Yeah, they showed video instead!  :buck2:
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #489 on: May 24, 2015, 08:21:26 PM »
Know your enemy, Martok:

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An agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.

video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #490 on: May 24, 2015, 09:37:10 PM »
Know your enemy, Martok:

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An agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.

video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html

Its all fun and games till it leaps on your face.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #491 on: May 24, 2015, 09:59:20 PM »
Know your enemy, Martok:

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An agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.

video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html

Its all fun and games till it leaps on your face.


..... and eats your flesh to satiate it's robotic hunger.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #492 on: May 25, 2015, 12:32:12 PM »
Know your enemy, Martok:

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An agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.

video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html

Seeing that somersaulting towards the camera is almost more terrifying than a spider walking normally.  :buck2: 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #493 on: May 25, 2015, 02:03:06 PM »
Know your enemy, Martok:

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An agile spider that somersaults down sand dunes has been discovered in the deserts of Morocco. The dancing arachnid has even been nicknamed the "flic-flac spider" for its gymnastic dexterity and has served as inspiration for a creepy-crawly robot.

video at the link: http://www.livescience.com/45464-flic-flac-spider.html

Seeing that somersaulting towards the camera is almost more terrifying than a spider walking normally.  :buck2:

Fk that prancing nancy boy - scroll to the bottom of the story for the bat eating spiders!!  :o

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #494 on: May 25, 2015, 02:14:26 PM »
Yeah, I'm gonna take that with a tall glass of Nope... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces