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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #735 on: May 20, 2017, 07:40:19 AM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #737 on: May 25, 2017, 02:06:12 PM »
Not gonna shoot THAT tank.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #738 on: May 25, 2017, 05:13:17 PM »
I can't imagine not being terrified, walking into my kitchen and seeing that spider carrying a mouse up my fridge.  But, from the vantage point I enjoy watching it on video, that was kinda cool.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #739 on: May 25, 2017, 05:15:21 PM »
From just reading the link I knew it would be in Australia.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #740 on: May 29, 2017, 03:23:59 PM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #743 on: June 14, 2017, 07:47:26 AM »
That snapshot for the video should be an album covERRRMAGUHD, HER EAR, NEVER EVEN MIND THE SPIDER, WHAT CREATURE IS THIS?!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #744 on: August 03, 2017, 01:09:44 PM »
So this happened in Ottawa last weekend....  :o





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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #745 on: August 03, 2017, 11:05:50 PM »
...The heck??  :o 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #746 on: August 04, 2017, 03:52:04 AM »
La Machine. Two mythical creatures battled it out in our streets for 4 days.

The spider, Kimora, stole the dragon-horse's, Long-Ma, wings and the battle for control ensued.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #747 on: August 04, 2017, 01:14:05 PM »
Heh.  Well that's different. 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #748 on: August 04, 2017, 01:15:56 PM »
La Machine. Two mythical creatures battled it out in our streets for 4 days.

The spider, Kimora, stole the dragon-horse's, Long-Ma, wings and the battle for control ensued.



Does it have Bryan Cranston?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #749 on: August 04, 2017, 02:47:29 PM »
That mechanical spider looks like some Wil Smith Wild Wild West crap.