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Offline Barthheart

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #780 on: October 17, 2017, 09:18:57 AM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #781 on: October 17, 2017, 09:44:49 AM »
^I'm not Martok but please tell me that is Photoshopped!  :o
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #782 on: October 17, 2017, 10:12:10 AM »
That spider's looking at her like, "uh-uh, bitch. You can TRY."

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #783 on: October 17, 2017, 10:20:58 AM »
Where the hell is Samwise when SHE needs him?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #784 on: October 17, 2017, 05:24:50 PM »
I humbly suggest replacing the plastic bowl with this:


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #785 on: October 18, 2017, 02:04:13 PM »
Will one be enough?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #786 on: October 18, 2017, 03:04:47 PM »
No such thing as enough dakka. But an admirable attempt.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #788 on: November 03, 2017, 06:06:48 AM »
PETS - People for the Ethical Treatment of Square corners

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #789 on: December 18, 2017, 09:28:59 AM »
PETS - People for the Ethical Treatment of Square corners

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #790 on: December 18, 2017, 09:29:37 AM »
How cute!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #791 on: December 18, 2017, 12:11:05 PM »
How cute!

I have to admit, it almost is. 

Almost. 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #792 on: December 22, 2017, 04:31:29 PM »
Screw that. Squish it with vengeance!

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #793 on: December 22, 2017, 05:45:02 PM »
But just look into those sad little eyes- all eight of them.
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #794 on: December 23, 2017, 10:50:35 AM »
Allow me to drag this thread back to the appropriately horrifying: 




"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces