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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #825 on: April 27, 2018, 04:34:14 PM »
Farewell, No. 16...worlds oldest spider
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #826 on: June 06, 2018, 05:39:06 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #827 on: June 06, 2018, 07:47:08 PM »
That there Thor, he helps out where ever he can.
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #828 on: June 17, 2018, 06:52:26 PM »
Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Look for it in Australia.
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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #829 on: June 18, 2018, 09:24:25 AM »
Look for it...



...just try.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #830 on: June 18, 2018, 02:39:09 PM »
Fuck Australia
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Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #831 on: June 18, 2018, 02:44:18 PM »
Fuck Australia

and all the goats there in
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #832 on: June 19, 2018, 01:31:46 PM »
Fuck Australia

and all the goats there in
Are the goats poisonous too?!?

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #833 on: June 21, 2018, 06:35:27 AM »
No, but they're 30 feet long, armored, can swim in the ocean excellently, and have sharp teeth six inches long.
Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Strategic Werewolf Axe-chopping Simulator video AAR!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

The full pdf of Cry of Justice has been posted to the Grogheads Book category here.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #834 on: August 18, 2018, 01:57:21 PM »
Going old school.
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #835 on: August 18, 2018, 03:18:58 PM »
ROFL  ;D O0
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #836 on: August 31, 2018, 08:23:30 PM »
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #837 on: September 02, 2018, 06:29:47 AM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #838 on: September 02, 2018, 10:17:41 AM »
Not a spider.  Not enough legs.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #839 on: September 02, 2018, 10:37:53 AM »
I thought it was a couple shy. We have lots of harvest spiders in the garden at present, maybe due to the fact that the farmer has just taken in the harvest.
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'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!