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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2014, 09:28:47 PM »
I'd like to know how often the Canadian Wildlife Service (if such a thing exists) gets a call about Crack Spider's Bitch.

Oh, I'm sure they get a fair few each year (and yes they're real).  8) 



Excited by the 'and yes they're real' part I hurriedly clicked on your link expecting to be enlighten about this mysterious Crack Spider's Bitch but only found myself on the Canadian Wildlife Service's web site... oh well.  :(

You do realize you were one small phone call away for staggerwing, one giant leap for Grogkind from completing the Crack Spider's Bitch: More Information Circle of Life, right?  ;D
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #91 on: April 10, 2014, 04:33:08 AM »
Not sure what you meant but by then the moment had passed.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2014, 09:20:49 AM »
We were talking about people calling the CWS for more information on Crack Spider's Bitch. You followed a link for possibly more information on Crack Spider's Bitch. A phone call simply would have been more elegant.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #93 on: April 11, 2014, 12:16:00 PM »
Demon spiders are fun.   ;)





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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #94 on: April 12, 2014, 12:54:53 AM »
Oooooo...Aqua Teen Hunger Force!  ;D

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #95 on: April 12, 2014, 08:55:17 AM »
Oooooo...Aqua Teen Hunger Force!  ;D


Hell yeah, man!



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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #96 on: April 12, 2014, 10:22:55 AM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #97 on: April 12, 2014, 02:39:26 PM »
Haven't you guys ever seen a mouse eat a spider? I've seen them eat cockroaches.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #98 on: April 13, 2014, 02:21:00 PM »
I've seen spiders eat mice: 



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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #99 on: April 13, 2014, 03:40:05 PM »
you've come a long way baby!
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #100 on: April 14, 2014, 01:35:01 PM »
I found a tarantula in a hole in my yard, when I was a kid.  Saw something move when I was mowing the lawn and found a hole in the ground.  Dropped a lit fire cracker in it, not knowing what was in there.  So I got close and looked back inside the hole and it crawled up to the opening and gave me the wicked eye.  My firecracker only pissed it off, but not enough for him to come out of cover.  I left it well alone after that.  :)

At certain times of the season, you could see tarantulas crawling across the road up on the hill above the family farm.  You can see the large ones from further off than you would expect when they're in the middle of a paved road.  I had seen a few doing that over the years.  Almost never saw them otherwise, although we knew there were plenty around.  :o

It's still been the little sneaky brown recluses that I've always been most worried about.  Damn things have a reputation for crawling on you in your sleep.  When it's dark.  Because humans taste like candy.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #101 on: April 14, 2014, 05:53:23 PM »
That is an undeserved reputation for the recluse, Nefaro.  They would much prefer to stay out of sight and away from people.  Although, there are several houses that I have pulled out more than three hundred a month from in the summer time.

As for tasting like candy, I've known a few who taste VERY sweet :)
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #102 on: April 15, 2014, 06:22:36 PM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #103 on: April 15, 2014, 08:01:11 PM »
I think that the one down below has miniature scuba gear.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #104 on: April 16, 2014, 06:36:04 PM »
That is an undeserved reputation for the recluse, Nefaro.  They would much prefer to stay out of sight and away from people.  Although, there are several houses that I have pulled out more than three hundred a month from in the summer time.


Nevertheless the Recluse just loves to live in peoples' houses.  Lotsa dark nooks & crannies to hide.  So they tend to live closer to humans than the big hairy stuff which typically live outdoors and keep away from us.