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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #120 on: April 21, 2014, 11:33:26 PM »
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #121 on: April 22, 2014, 05:17:49 AM »
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!

Cigar for ignition= extra man-points.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #122 on: April 22, 2014, 07:02:14 AM »
40, I'd love to let a lizard or three live in my house.  Unfortunately, the latitude I am at doesn't allow for them year round.  Yours is even worse for them ;)

True, but I don't have to worry about a spider bite sending me to the hospital!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #123 on: April 22, 2014, 07:04:35 AM »
Outside job but its in a very old area with tons on old growth tropic plants.
Theyre everywhere and about the length of my thumb.


Size of your thumb?  I wouldn't sweat it too much then.  Just be careful.  Neither of the two I described, Banana or Garden, are that small.

Size of your thumb isn't big???!!  Jesus! 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #124 on: April 22, 2014, 11:11:17 AM »
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!

Cigar for ignition= extra man-points.

lol - arachnid destruction with style

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #125 on: April 22, 2014, 11:13:54 AM »
Can of deodorant and a match.... now get spraying!

Seriously, if you're going to use a flamethrower, then just GET AN ACTUAL DAMN FLAMETHROWER.  Don't half-ass it!  ::)   Sheesh... 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #126 on: April 22, 2014, 12:17:07 PM »
Ive been usong a 3500 psi pressure washer with a needle tip.   8)
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #127 on: April 22, 2014, 01:53:18 PM »
Good man. 

« Last Edit: April 22, 2014, 01:55:52 PM by Martok »
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #128 on: April 22, 2014, 05:23:33 PM »
Outside job but its in a very old area with tons on old growth tropic plants.
Theyre everywhere and about the length of my thumb.


Size of your thumb?  I wouldn't sweat it too much then.  Just be careful.  Neither of the two I described, Banana or Garden, are that small.

Size of your thumb isn't big???!!  Jesus!

This is the spider I thought it resembled originally.  They can get as big as your entire hand.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #129 on: April 22, 2014, 05:49:34 PM »
That aint these.  The body is longer and skinnier.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #130 on: April 24, 2014, 01:27:06 PM »
Heres another

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #131 on: April 24, 2014, 01:31:49 PM »
If it wasn't for the fact that you're now killing so many of them in the course of your current project, I'd think you were in Spidertopia. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #132 on: April 24, 2014, 03:50:16 PM »
Im only killing the ones that are in my way.  My client considers them his "friends".  ::)
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #133 on: April 24, 2014, 05:40:08 PM »
Hmmm...

I'd stay out of his basement in case his 'family' has some kind of gigantic nest down there complete with full larder of silk-wrapped people-pops.
Vituš ér enn - eša hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #134 on: April 30, 2014, 08:44:19 PM »
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.