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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #225 on: September 04, 2014, 04:33:37 PM »
She could be keeping spiders in other places...
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #226 on: September 04, 2014, 05:21:47 PM »
If a spider can get in and out of there freely, Martok is going to have to strap a 2' by 4' to his ass so he doesn't fall in.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #227 on: September 04, 2014, 05:45:40 PM »
if she likes spiders that much then shes used to little pricks.   ;)
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #230 on: September 06, 2014, 11:35:55 AM »
Ha.  Now *that's* funny! 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #231 on: September 07, 2014, 05:20:44 AM »
That vid's hilarious. 

I came to post it, but figured someone had already done so in this thread.  ;D

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #232 on: September 19, 2014, 11:19:50 AM »
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #233 on: September 19, 2014, 11:26:08 AM »
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

I saw that a couple of days ago.

Here in the US we just call Metal Dog.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #234 on: September 19, 2014, 11:31:38 AM »
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

I saw that a couple of days ago.

Here in the US we just call Metal Dog.

is his 'man licence' international?

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #235 on: September 19, 2014, 11:35:16 AM »
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

I thought Ziggy Stardust already did this.
Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #236 on: September 19, 2014, 02:26:01 PM »
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

Ugh!!  :buck2: 

Well, I've been thinking about upgrading my flamethrower.  If so, I could send you the old one! 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #237 on: September 20, 2014, 08:09:01 AM »
aarrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-spiders-set-invade-uk-4275507

i have a slipper ready for 'em

I saw that a couple of days ago.

Here in the US we just call Metal Dog.

is his 'man licence' international?

Yup.  You just have to provide transportation, lodging and square it with my boss for the time off.  If you are truly terrified of the prospect, get some glueboards, cardboard with sticky stuff on them, and place them around the room next to the baseboards.  That'll help immensely.  Although, you'll have to see the results of your spider wrangling and you may not be pleased with the results.  YMMV
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #238 on: September 20, 2014, 11:54:31 AM »
pffft ill watch a spider stuck to a glue board all day   :knuppel2:

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #239 on: September 20, 2014, 12:15:24 PM »
Next time I get a full glue board, I'll take a pic and post it.  I just did a service last month at a house where there were over 500 Brown Recluse spiders on glue boards.  Granted, that's over two months time, but, still, a large amount.
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