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Offline Martok

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #255 on: September 27, 2014, 09:26:40 PM »
Happy Christmas Martok



Martok might buy them for the irony of stomping on them!

I might...except I would also probably mistake them for actual giant spiders in the middle of the night while half-sleep, scream like a little girl, then promptly have a heart attack and die.  ::)  :-[ 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #256 on: September 27, 2014, 10:23:05 PM »
Think of the power and irony as you destroy them...

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #257 on: September 27, 2014, 11:10:32 PM »
Makes you wonder if other mammals have an aversion to spiders. Would a dog or cat react strongly to the spider slippers?

My dogs attack spiders without hesitation.

My dachshund has on more than one occasion flicked his tongue around as if he were bitten. But showed no ill effects.

My old cat didn't care for them either.

I suspect my pack, upon seeing said abominable slippers, would descent with righteous fury upon them and leave little but stuffing in their wake.

You have to test that. Will he dash in with courage or weiner out?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #258 on: September 28, 2014, 05:17:11 AM »
I should think they would be pretty hard to walk in. You would be forever tripping over your own...legs.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #259 on: September 28, 2014, 06:37:56 AM »
If you're taking wee baby steps, sure you'll trip. If you're taking man-sized manly spider steps, no worries.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #260 on: September 29, 2014, 10:18:59 PM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #261 on: September 30, 2014, 08:44:36 AM »
This is a series of photos a couple of girls took. You've gotta see them all to appreciate the sequence.

Martok, steel yourself.

http://imgfave.com/view/4800517?u=177043

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #262 on: September 30, 2014, 08:49:51 AM »
This is a series of photos a couple of girls took. You've gotta see them all to appreciate the sequence.

Martok, steel yourself.

http://imgfave.com/view/4800517?u=177043

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #263 on: September 30, 2014, 12:58:25 PM »


Well you don't want to burn down the house, so I recommend a sledgehammer. 




This is a series of photos a couple of girls took. You've gotta see them all to appreciate the sequence.

Martok, steel yourself.

http://imgfave.com/view/4800517?u=177043


LOL! 

Okay, that's pretty funny.  Reminds me of the time (which I believe I related here) when I was half-asleep and startled completely awake by a small spider just a few inches from my face. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #264 on: October 06, 2014, 11:32:13 AM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #265 on: October 06, 2014, 07:53:26 PM »
^  LMAO
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #267 on: October 08, 2014, 01:23:07 PM »
...spiderboating?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #268 on: October 08, 2014, 01:49:28 PM »
Spider-bagging? 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #269 on: October 08, 2014, 08:34:06 PM »
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers