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Offline Martok

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #450 on: March 19, 2015, 06:05:27 AM »
^  Not enough to make an appreciable difference in my lifetime...so I'll continue to kill away!  8) 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #451 on: March 25, 2015, 03:01:19 PM »
seriously?  as thought anything good comes of this...

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #452 on: March 26, 2015, 04:43:30 AM »
seriously?  as thought anything good comes of this...



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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #453 on: March 26, 2015, 04:58:43 AM »
Huh... a Spider Farm... who knew?
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #455 on: March 26, 2015, 02:26:01 PM »
Also visiting the forum at any given time.


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #456 on: March 26, 2015, 02:27:49 PM »
Btw, stop clawing at your face, Martok.

You'll just make the spiders angry.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #457 on: March 26, 2015, 02:35:53 PM »
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Those blue things are tiny arachnids known as "Demodex brevis," and they live in your pores right now. Yes, in your pores. Researchers discovered that precisely 100 percent of people examined were home to massive colonies of microscopic face spiders.

As you can imagine, some people react poorly to mites holding massive raves all up in their grills. It's now thought that a common skin condition called rosacea, which leads to rashes and inflammation, might be caused by an immune reaction to these scaled-down Lovecraftian monsters. But, hey, life isn't exactly rosy for our face friends, either: They don't live long, so nature never bothered to give them an ass. They stick around just long enough to gorge themselves, lay eggs, and die. So, that's sort of an upside: At least the millions of arachnids living in your face aren't using it as a port-a-John.

..well thats good, wouldn't want a bunch of spider crap in my pores.

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Oh wait, it says here that they just store all that poop up, and, when they die, it releases all at once, all over your face.

...oh crap :buck2:
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #458 on: March 26, 2015, 02:40:15 PM »
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Oh wait, it says here that they just store all that poop up, and, when they die, it releases all at once, all over your face.

...oh crap :buck2:

Brings an entirely new meaning to the phrase "getting shit faced."

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #459 on: April 01, 2015, 04:28:34 AM »
seriously?  as thought anything good comes of this...



For my own peace of mind, I'm deciding that this is a Photoshopping job.  Because why/how would that be an actual *thing*??  :o 




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#5. There Are Tiny Spiders Living in Your Face Right Now

...And I'm just going to forget I ever read that.  :buck2: 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #460 on: April 01, 2015, 05:40:22 AM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #461 on: April 01, 2015, 10:56:12 AM »


Ha ha, that's a pretty clever novelty print...!

...they have shadows...

...and at least one has a body extending off the paper...

...ohhhhh crap.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #462 on: April 01, 2015, 11:06:14 AM »
"ohhhhh crap", in more ways than one!!  :P
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #463 on: April 01, 2015, 01:09:11 PM »
Yeah.  At first, I was like, "yeah very funny there are spiders printed on the toilet paper". 

Then I was like, "oh wait..."  :o 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #464 on: April 01, 2015, 06:05:12 PM »
Pretty sure those are brown recluse babies, too.
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