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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #750 on: August 04, 2017, 02:48:38 PM »
FU. It was awesome.  :bd:
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #751 on: August 04, 2017, 02:49:00 PM »
I suppose the more beer you have the more awesomerest it becomes?

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #752 on: August 04, 2017, 11:44:19 PM »
That's been my experience with most things.  :D 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #753 on: August 05, 2017, 12:20:52 AM »
I hate this thread.  I'm horribly allergic to venom.  I spent a day in bed with my arm elevated above my heart slamming antihistamines to get over one spider bite.

The rest of you would have had more of a reaction to a mosquito bite.

Just one bite.  I get three and it's steroids and pain meds.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #754 on: August 05, 2017, 09:57:51 AM »
That sucks, airboy. Sorry you have to go through that crap.

I had a brown recluse bite about four or five years ago...it was a miserable experience, so I can relate to an extent.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #755 on: August 05, 2017, 11:13:51 AM »
That sucks, airboy. Sorry you have to go through that crap.

I had a brown recluse bite about four or five years ago...it was a miserable experience, so I can relate to an extent.

This was an ordinary spider.  If it bites someone who is not "special" like me, the bitten individual never notices it.  Brown recluse or black widow bite would probably mean the hospital for me.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #756 on: August 05, 2017, 02:12:40 PM »
Time to burn Arizona to the ground


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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #757 on: August 06, 2017, 12:00:28 AM »
Camel spiders in the American Southwest?!  WTF??!!  :o  I thought they were only found in the Middle East!  Dammit... 




I hate this thread.  I'm horribly allergic to venom.  I spent a day in bed with my arm elevated above my heart slamming antihistamines to get over one spider bite.

The rest of you would have had more of a reaction to a mosquito bite.

Just one bite.  I get three and it's steroids and pain meds.

Sonofabitch, airboy:buck2:  I'm sorry to hear that, man. 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #758 on: August 06, 2017, 04:25:13 AM »
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #759 on: August 06, 2017, 09:05:37 AM »
Hahahahaha!!  Yeah, that's about right. 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #760 on: August 09, 2017, 10:25:56 AM »
FU. It was awesome.  :bd:

The dragon's head looks modeled on King Ghidora, too!

Also, the mechanical spider in WWW was the one thing everyone agreed was awesome about that movie. I loved that thing. Wish it had been in a better movie.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #761 on: August 14, 2017, 08:52:21 PM »
12 spiders currently visiting the forum.

Just a friendly note.  O:-)









...those are the ones the forum can see...  >:D
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #762 on: August 14, 2017, 09:23:00 PM »
No worries.  GrogHeads has pest control ;)
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #763 on: August 14, 2017, 10:50:33 PM »
^  Thank goodness for that.  :) 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #764 on: September 01, 2017, 06:02:39 AM »
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