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Offline JasonPratt

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #900 on: June 28, 2020, 12:34:53 PM »
Global warming = more spider food = more spiders.

The GW activists should use that for promotional punch.
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #901 on: June 28, 2020, 05:52:42 PM »
I think you just made the most compelling case for reducing carbon emissions that I could ever support.  :D 
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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #902 on: June 28, 2020, 07:31:59 PM »
Carbon makes more carbon dioxide.

More carbon dioxide makes more plants.

More plants makes more bugs.

More bugs makes more spiders.

More spiders...
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Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #903 on: June 28, 2020, 07:58:41 PM »
Also, global warming makes plants grow very large, and so you need to, like, train yourself now for that eventuality.

Not that that's the plot of this game. It's really a homage to Honey I Shrunk The Kids.



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Edited to add: don't worry, the thumbnail for the video doesn't appear in the game.
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ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Season One complete; Fantasy Wars AAR, lots of screenies.

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #904 on: June 29, 2020, 06:19:38 PM »

Edited to add: don't worry, the thumbnail for the video doesn't appear in the game.

No, but the spider that shows up at the end is still big enough.  :buck2: 

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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #905 on: June 30, 2020, 08:20:09 AM »
Yeah, I read that.  Just what this world needs -- even more spiders.  :hide:

Jokes >:D on you Martok...here's yet another friend for you.



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Re: Psst...Hey, Martok!
« Reply #906 on: June 30, 2020, 09:11:38 AM »
At least they're little guys...plus they're almost pretty.  Most importantly of all, however, they live far, far away from me.  :P 
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"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

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"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces