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Offline Centurion40

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Re: Maps!
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2014, 12:41:26 PM »
Those Muslim countries are panty-weight drinkers!!  ;)
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« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2014, 01:43:25 PM »
I'm a little surprised to see Kazakhstan in the second tier (I'm having a hard time picturing them being as hardcore as Aussies and Canuckistanis), but otherwise that looks about right. 

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« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2014, 05:49:29 PM »
Looks like Portugal will be taking on the Slavic countries to see who takes home the World Cup of Liver Failure.
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« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2014, 05:53:53 PM »
Partially explains why mirth lives in Maine.

Or perhaps he's the reason Maine has such a large number (per capita) of breweries.  ;D 


Partially explains why mirth lives in Maine.

Or perhaps he's the reason Maine has such a large number (per capita) of breweries.  ;D

Hmmmmm....

Which came first the brewery or the Mirth? A question for the ages.
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« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2014, 05:56:50 PM »
Both came first - mirth and breweries. Both were zygotes from the same hops-fueled scrotum.

Birds livers of a feather, and all that.

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« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2014, 05:57:09 PM »
most commonly spoken language by state after English and Spanish.


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« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2014, 06:43:28 PM »
Frnch creole my ass!  what about standard redneck?
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« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2014, 06:52:48 PM »
Firing your shotgun in the air while screaming yee-haa, a-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck and spitting terbakky isn't really a language.

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« Reply #68 on: May 13, 2014, 07:42:14 PM »
Firing your shotgun in the air while screaming yee-haa, a-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck and spitting terbakky isn't really a language.

The South would beg to differ on that one.

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« Reply #69 on: May 13, 2014, 07:46:05 PM »
Firing your shotgun in the air while screaming yee-haa, a-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck and spitting terbakky isn't really a language.

The South would beg to differ on that one.

we would indeed.

that roughly translates as I'm over here so don'tcha be shootin over here! (the spit being the actual exclamation point).
now a true cracker can even tell the difference between hillbilly and redneck
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« Reply #70 on: May 13, 2014, 07:49:13 PM »
What is the difference between a Redbilly and a Hillneck anyway?
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« Reply #71 on: May 13, 2014, 07:55:27 PM »
hillbillys are most usually broke with none of the fun toys rednecks get to play with.
like air boats, muscle cars, jet skis, kevlar fishin' rods... stuff like that.
meanwhile rednecks are more often then not blue collar contractors making a fair bit of money on snob ass doctors and lawyers who couldnt change a light bulb yet perform heart surgery.  this lets them afford the air boats, muscle cars, jet skis, and kevlar fishin' rods.
a hillbilly can also fall into a specific geographic twang and inflection that can even make other hillbillys ask "watduryadinsadhuh"
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« Reply #72 on: May 13, 2014, 07:56:42 PM »
Rednecks are crude Southerners that are often prone to violence (usually backfiring on themselves), have a deep love for NASCAR, certain country music, and drinking metric asstons of beer. They are often found in their native habitat of trailer parks. They are sometimes mistaken for white trash, but that is an entirely different classification. Rednecks usually have jobs in order to pay for their WWE pay-per-view events, often of the blue collar variety. Rednecks are often perceived as racists, although they tend to have more of a 'leave me alone and I'll leave yawl lone.'

Hillbillies are mountain folk. They are not rednecks. They dont live in the swamps or the bayous or the southern lowlands; again, this is a different classification of Southerner. Hillbillies come from the 'hollers,' or the hills. They can be a bit rough around the edges. Unlike rednecks, hillbillies are usually good-natured, honest, friendly, fun loving, and generally good people. They end to be very forthright and individualistic, mostly due to their Scotch-Irish heritage. They tend to lack education, but make up for it with their charming folksy ways. Often in the moonshine or poaching business. A small subsect enjoys cannibalism also.

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« Reply #73 on: May 13, 2014, 07:59:52 PM »
hillbillys are most usually broke with none of the fun toys rednecks get to play with.
like air boats, muscle cars, jet skis, kevlar fishin' rods... stuff like that.
meanwhile rednecks are more often then not blue collar contractors making a fair bit of money on snob ass doctors and lawyers who couldnt change a light bulb yet perform heart surgery.  this lets them afford the air boats, muscle cars, jet skis, and kevlar fishin' rods.
a hillbilly can also fall into a specific geographic twang and inflection that can even make other hillbillys ask "watduryadinsadhuh"

You said it better than I. I was typing out my ass anyway. Metropolitan Texas doesn't actually tend to be "Southern" anyway. Not like Alabammy, Florida, and the rest of the previous Confederate States of America.

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« Reply #74 on: May 13, 2014, 08:01:05 PM »
Where does that leave Kansas?
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Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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