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Re: A game made just for Martok
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2020, 02:41:05 PM »
Please tell me Martok was a technical advisor on this.
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Re: A game made just for Martok
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2020, 03:57:59 PM »
How long until the NukeFromOrbit DLC is available?
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Re: A game made just for Martok
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2020, 04:02:08 PM »
"The Only Way to Be Sure" content pack!
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Re: A game made just for Martok
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2020, 05:12:43 PM »
You may have scared him silent with this thread.
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Re: A game made just for Martok
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2020, 06:33:09 PM »
For some reason I'm feeling a crossover potential with Plane Mechanic Simulator.
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Re: A game made just for Martok
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2020, 08:28:08 PM »
Do knee high spider stompin' boots come with the basic game?

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Re: A game made just for Martok
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2020, 11:15:30 PM »
This game is a simultaneously a demented and brilliant concept.  I approve!  :bd: 



Love some of the review comments... 

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Finds spider.. proceeds to burn house down. 10/10
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Simultaneously the worst and best game I've ever played.




How long until the NukeFromOrbit DLC is available?

"The Only Way to Be Sure" content pack!

The devs knew it would be a guaranteed seller, so it'll be released in a month's time.  ;D 




Do knee high spider stompin' boots come with the basic game?

I sure as hell hope so! 

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