You Know You've Been Gaming Too Long When...

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Sir Slash

When the power's off you set in front of your computer anyway.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Nefaro

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on January 08, 2014, 04:03:26 PM
...you have a beautiful woman dressed in stockings, garter and high heels telling you its time to get busy and you reply, "Baby, not now...I can't be tenderized while fighting a battle."

True story.

This reminds me of the excellent G4 X-Play skit on WOW, the "online game and birth control device".  ;D






"Not now!  My night elf is mining!!!"

Buahaha!!  ROFL!

GDS_Starfury

you leave your apartment after a marathon session of x-com and count movement points to the elevator.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


undercovergeek

lmao - these are all brilliant, done the sun up on Civ and Football Manager trying to finish a season, stayed up til 5am recently to play Arma III on an east coast server

there is nothing more fearsome than the glare of a woman who asked to be serviced and youve refused because youre in game...................... and then still be sat there the following morning when she leaves to go to work - a lot of flowers and back rubs were required but at least i beat the Carthaginians to space!

GDS_Starfury

When Homeworld first came out I got home at 7pm on a Friday and didn't stop until 60 hours later.  She was beyond pissed.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


undercovergeek

ah the torrid tales of oppressed battle brothers

Sir Slash

How about if a beautiful lady asks you to get busy and you ask her if she minds, while your busy, if you scan the horizon for other targets of opportunity? And then tell her she has +2 Breasts of Magnificence.  ;D
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Martok

I won't say I've *never* forgone sex to play a video game, but it is quite rare for me.  Also, I always made up for it later.  ;D 




Quote from: Greybriar on January 08, 2014, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: Martok on January 08, 2014, 04:36:19 PM
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Quote from: Greybriar on January 08, 2014, 04:07:50 PM
The sun is coming up as you leave your game of Civilization to get ready for work...for the third morning in a row!!

I did that once. Was I tired! *sigh*
Only once?!  Hell, that used to be my MO back in the day.  ::)

Missing one night's sleep I did all the time. But I only missed THREE nights' sleep once. If you consistently missed three nights' sleep, my hat's off to you.
My apologies; I somehow managed to miss that salient detail.  (Note to self:  Read posts more thoroughly!)  :-[ 

Nope, you've got me beat there, Greybriar.  For better or worse.  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Greybriar

Quote from: Martok on January 09, 2014, 12:15:56 PM
Quote from: Greybriar on January 08, 2014, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: Martok on January 08, 2014, 04:36:19 PM
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Quote from: Greybriar on January 08, 2014, 04:07:50 PM
The sun is coming up as you leave your game of Civilization to get ready for work...for the third morning in a row!!

I did that once. Was I tired! *sigh*
Only once?!  Hell, that used to be my MO back in the day.  ::)

Missing one night's sleep I did all the time. But I only missed THREE nights' sleep once. If you consistently missed three nights' sleep, my hat's off to you.
My apologies; I somehow managed to miss that salient detail.  (Note to self:  Read posts more thoroughly!)  :-[ 

Nope, you've got me beat there, Greybriar.  For better or worse.  :P

Apologies accepted, of course. I have misread posts myself. Thanks for acknowledging your mistake.
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.

endfire79

somehow I thought the first post in this thread was going to be a spam ad for Preparation H
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Gusington



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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: endfire79 on January 09, 2014, 08:54:04 PM
somehow I thought the first post in this thread was going to be a spam ad for Preparation H

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Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.