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Excellent! I hope the new owners can finally fix the slow site loading/Tapatalk problem. ^-^
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The Duffel Grog strikes.........
I, for one, welcome our new rum-soaked overlords. :buck2:
Rum-soaked? The only thing rum-soaked around here is Star.
Quote from: Gusington on April 01, 2015, 10:04:40 AM
Rum-soaked? The only thing rum-soaked around here is Star.
I think you must have misheard that...Star is most definitely soaked in something, but it only rhymes with rum.
Sign me up for any Scotch based activities...going to be a long month... :idiot2:
.... good effort ::)
The new CEO of Grogheads
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I like him already!
So long as it ain't Curtis. Been there, done that :P
Aaaah! Where be the rum? O0 Time fer me Planters Punch! :smitten:
If you dodge a cutlass, you can dodge a ball!
Go ahead and share your better April Fool's gags from the internet here
QuoteArmy looks to relocate Pentagon (http://www.army.mil/article/36658/)
WASHINGTON (April 1, 2010) -- Top Army officials unveiled plans early today to relocate the massive Pentagon building to the western part of Kansas sometime this summer.
"This move will be a huge undertaking, but we determined it was a necessary step as we realign our force structure," said one of the Army's top generals.
"Once we started investigating the possibility of the move, we determined that it was not only critical to our efforts, but that it would be good for our employees and the environment," the general continued.
The move, which is tentatively being planned for this August, will be one of the greatest undertakings ever attempted, according to the Wilbur Q. Johnson, who is a long-time Pentagon employee and who will also oversee the move.
"The move will take place in three primary phases," said Johnson. "Initially we will use a giant crane to lift the building onto a barge in the Potomac River. From there we will float the barge down the Atlantic Coast and into the Gulf of Mexico. Then, we will sail the Pentagon up the Mississippi River to just south of St. Louis. In the final stage, we will place the building on large flat-bed trucks and drive it the rest of the way."
"We aren't announcing exactly when we are going to do this for security reasons," said Johnson, "and we aren't announcing the final location either for the same reasons."
Although the final location hasn't been announced, interstate traffic in Kansas will be affected. "Those who drive on the interstate can expect significant delays. During this move, I-70 in Kansas will be closed to all traffic," Johnson warned.
Those who work in the Pentagon will only experience minor disruptions, according to Johnson. "We have sought the advice of the Navy and determined that we can just treat the building like a big ship as we move. All of the employees will basically be expected to pack as if they were going on a two-week trip and they will then remain in the building for the duration of the move," Johnson explained.
"We will make sure that we store enough food and water for the workers on that journey," said Johnson. "Additionally, we will maintain Internet connectivity via satellite during the move and use generators and solar panels for power."
On the day the move begins, Pentagon workers will be strongly discouraged from driving to work, as they will be unable to retrieve their cars, Johnson explained. "But, we will give building workers at least 72 hours notice before the move, so they can make the appropriate plans."
Editor's Note - This is really just an April Fool's Day joke. Everything in this story is fictional, including seeking the advice of the Navy. Have a great day.
Tom Brady messing with people after he posted pics playing pickup hoops with Jordan
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Caption: Jordan's crossover is no joke!
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QuoteWe are looking for about 6,000 fans to fill Red Hat Amphitheater for one of the premier metal acts in the history of music. Thrash metal legends, Slayer, will take the stage on June 6th at 8pm. So be ready to show no mercy for the best ever, ever. Tickets are free if you respond to this ad before 11:59pm on April 1st.
http://lumiaconversations.microsoft.com/2015/04/01/microsoft-launches-ms-dos-mobile/ (http://lumiaconversations.microsoft.com/2015/04/01/microsoft-launches-ms-dos-mobile/)
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here's another good one: http://airshowstuff.com/v4/2015/us-navy-blue-angels-will-transition-to-unmanned-aircraft-for-2018-season/
QuoteIn a surprise announcement today, the US Navy announced that the Blue Angels will transition from their current F-18 Hornets to unmanned F-47 aircraft for their 2018 airshow season. The team will still fly a full 'delta' aerobatic routine, including tight formations, using six of the cutting edge drones. The only difference is that the pilots will never leave the ground and will instead monitor the pre-programmed flight routines from special trailers set up at each show site. Since the aircraft are unmanned, the team will no longer offer media rides but will allow selected media representatives to 'sit in' on practice demonstrations using a virtual reality headset that will be known as Blue Angel 7, the same callsign as the team's current two-seat media jet. The pilots will also be expected to post to social media during the routine to increase their interaction with fans.
"This is a tremendous opportunity for the Navy to showcase our advanced technology and cutting edge aircraft," said Jack Herndon, the Navy's Chief of Public Outreach. "Honestly, the Hornets are getting to be quite old and worn out. We saw the need to replace them and decided to take advantage of the timing by leaping straight ahead to our very newest fighter aircraft, the F-47. The Blue Angels' primary mission is to inspire America's young people to join the Navy, and with this transition we are able to demonstrate that even young men and women who only want to sit at a computer all day can have a successful Navy flying career. Those are exactly the people we are looking to recruit in the future."
^Ha! That's a great one!
CERN confirms existence of the Force
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Though four fundamental forces - the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity - have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. "Very impressive, this result is," said a diminutive green spokesperson for the laboratory.
http://www.cnet.com/news/cern-confirms-existence-of-the-force-from-star-wars-for-april-1/#ftag=YHF65cbda0 (http://www.cnet.com/news/cern-confirms-existence-of-the-force-from-star-wars-for-april-1/#ftag=YHF65cbda0)
my cousin did this to their fridge; the kids (4 & 1) thought it was hilarious :)
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That is pretty funny. :D
+1. ;D
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Quote from: Jarhead0331 on April 01, 2015, 10:33:46 AM
I think you must have misheard that...Star is most definitely soaked in something, but it only rhymes with rum.
beer does not rhyme with rum.
Waitasecond..."bad" puns?!?