Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats

Started by Centurion40, February 01, 2012, 12:33:57 PM

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steve58

Time to ditch those peppermint candy canes and get some bacon-flavored candy canes!


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JasonPratt

Ah! Yes. I mentioned the 72-pack of black label Hormel bacon for $20 in another thread a few weeks ago -- consistently the best pre-cooked bacon I've found (though occasionally a sheet will be fattier than usual, blegh) .

Has that been addressed here yet? -- I only ask because of the surprise my revelation engendered.


Also, if anyone here hasn't tried bacon soda yet: don't. It exists and is vile beyond description.
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steve58

#500
Time to panic!  Nation's bacon reserves hit half-century low  :o :wow:

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As a result, prices are on the rise.   >:(

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Time to start growing some of that Frankenmeat! Or should it be called Frankenbacon?  ???
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Quote from: besilarius on February 01, 2017, 06:23:50 PM
http://www.9news.com/life/food/united-states-bacon-reserves-low/395271986

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This was a false report.  My buddy who runs the Swine Unit at Auburn gave me a copy of the weekly national piggy report which debunked it.

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jamus34

I work in the food processing industry however my idea of bacon wrapped bacon keeps getting shot down..

I mean if everything tastes better wrapped in bacon, how would BACON wrapped in bacon be?

Insert witty comment here.

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meanwhile, at the North Carolina State Fair

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BanzaiCat

Damn...a grilled cheese wrapped in bacon sounds awesome!  :o

bayonetbrant

Quote from: BanzaiCat on October 13, 2017, 08:18:02 PM
Damn...a grilled cheese wrapped in bacon sounds awesome!  :o

Give me a few days. I'll let you know
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