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Offline bayonetbrant

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #60 on: March 29, 2012, 05:08:01 AM »


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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #61 on: March 29, 2012, 08:42:48 AM »


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I just googled this, and... 


...What the hell did I just look at?  I think it was either something terrible or strangely wonderful... 

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2012, 08:56:20 AM »
I was puzzled as well.
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #63 on: March 29, 2012, 09:03:57 AM »
click on the link... takes you to the site...

it's a lorem ipsum generator that includes bacon-related terms throughout
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #64 on: March 29, 2012, 09:10:01 AM »
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Meatball laborum aliquip prosciutto strip steak cillum jerky adipisicing, short ribs non pork belly swine dolore short loin. Chicken kielbasa velit anim. Non in filet mignon mollit esse ad. Beef ribs anim proident mollit dolore ut jowl. Sunt nostrud dolor tempor, swine ut capicola flank frankfurter cow tongue esse occaecat.

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Prosciutto beef ribs ham hock, duis in commodo dolor ea exercitation tongue magna filet mignon turkey. Labore nulla enim swine, ullamco ground round frankfurter jowl qui flank. Pork belly ut t-bone kielbasa, sirloin meatball elit deserunt commodo pig occaecat beef nisi brisket. Andouille flank nisi, sausage laborum velit ham hock ut tenderloin leberkas meatloaf labore prosciutto short ribs. Bacon sint hamburger, salami eiusmod tenderloin excepteur pork chop strip steak shankle est pork loin ullamco. Enim shankle pork salami andouille, ea short loin irure.

Nostrud culpa sausage commodo aliquip sint. Non sausage in bresaola. Shoulder pork in, nulla turkey ham tri-tip bacon hamburger pancetta proident nostrud. Proident sausage beef cupidatat. Magna shankle tail, biltong excepteur nulla proident enim. Exercitation occaecat anim, pork chop voluptate laboris irure bresaola cow aliqua flank shoulder venison qui tenderloin.

you use it as dummy text in graphic design/layout to show folks what the design will look like w/o having to generate real text to go in there.  Keeps people focused on layouts and not on editing text (which is what many people default to)
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #65 on: March 29, 2012, 09:12:06 AM »
click on the link... takes you to the site...

it's a lorem ipsum generator that includes bacon-related terms throughout

That still needs clarification, I suspect.

Guys, "Lorum Ipsum" is gobbledy-gook language designed for when you need text to fill out something.

We often use it in web design so we can see how a page looks without publishing anything with regard to content. If you put news in there as filler you might distract folks with the content (some will be more interesting). Random English words will still distract.

Lorem Ipsum ensures that all you see is funky text, and you can better assess the layout of a website.

However, the fact that it's bacon just makes it Epic.
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2012, 09:12:34 AM »
Ah, Brant beat me to it.
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #67 on: March 29, 2012, 09:55:54 AM »
Glad you guys checked this out. I was convinced I'd be taken to a bacon pr0n site......
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #68 on: March 29, 2012, 12:35:48 PM »
I actually never hit the site - I just have done enough web dev stuff that I know the verbiage when I see it. :)
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #69 on: March 29, 2012, 01:42:08 PM »
This is the thing that I learned today.  :)
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #70 on: March 29, 2012, 01:58:54 PM »
Excepteur non reprehenderit tempor!!
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #71 on: March 29, 2012, 03:46:51 PM »
Testing out how to upload photos with some tasty tasty bacon

These are from the great bacon explosion smoke off.....needed two cardiac surgeons to clear the arteries after this!
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #72 on: March 29, 2012, 04:03:54 PM »
IIRC Windy actually took one for the team on the Bacon Explosion and came back with high marks for it.
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2012, 06:24:38 AM »
Con, you are a magnificent bastard.
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2012, 06:25:06 AM »
Here's our results for the Bacon Explosion at a cottage opening a couple of years ago:

Baked in oven for 3 hours at 250F


BBQ for 1 hour on low while basting with BBQ sauce:


Glorious parade of results:


First cut:


Part of a nutritious breakfast: