Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats

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Centurion40

#90
April 10, 2012, 01:55:23 PM
OMG!  The PERFECT taco shell!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#91
April 10, 2012, 03:28:43 PM






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Barthheart

#92
April 10, 2012, 05:08:44 PM

mirth

#93
April 10, 2012, 05:30:49 PM


veggie bacon....ohhhh
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#94
April 10, 2012, 06:18:25 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 10, 2012, 05:30:49 PM


veggie bacon....ohhhh

MODS! MODS! Someone ban him!!!!!!! :-X

DoctorQuest

#95
April 11, 2012, 03:56:12 PM
Veggie Bacon.

That's just wrong. That's "making a John Wilkes Booth bobblehead" wrong.
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mirth

#96
April 11, 2012, 09:22:11 PM
And now you're ragging on my JWB bobblehead...
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#97
April 13, 2012, 08:40:59 AM
If I said that this was going too far, I'd be lying.

THIS is a step in the right direction!!  :)

Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#98
April 13, 2012, 08:42:55 AM
I have no words.

No, I'm not sure that's a good idea. When is the last time you just sucked on a piece of bacon?
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Barthheart

#99
April 13, 2012, 08:46:09 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on April 13, 2012, 08:42:55 AM
... When is the last time you just sucked on a piece of bacon?

There is no good answer to that question...... :o

mirth

#100
April 13, 2012, 08:47:19 AM
Depending on where that oil was applied, I might be able to overcome my vegetarian resistance to eating bacon.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#101
April 13, 2012, 09:00:09 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 13, 2012, 08:47:19 AM
Depending on where that oil was applied, I might be able to overcome my vegetarian resistance to eating bacon.

More importantly, don't date Vegan girls.
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#102
April 13, 2012, 09:34:42 AM
Never dated a vegan. I do have a weakness for hippy granola chicks though. At least the ones who bathe semi-regularly.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#103
April 16, 2012, 09:58:35 AM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/bacon/ec59/?pfm=rightcolumn_NewStuffFTW_4



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Windigo

#104
April 20, 2012, 11:27:46 AM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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