News from Ukraine Conflict

Started by bayonetbrant, May 07, 2014, 09:58:42 AM

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BanzaiCat


Gusington

It's hard for me to get a read on this situation...are the Russians truly backing off or are they still preparing to invade?


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Martok

That seems to largely depend on what Putin's Ouija board tells him on any given day. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Gusington

In Russia the ouija board steers you!


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

Quote from: Gusington on May 30, 2014, 11:46:43 AM
In Russia the ouija board steers you!

Russian admin support, "Oleg Ouija"

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

Exactly what I was fearing! Or hoping for. I think.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Gusington on May 30, 2014, 12:45:17 PM
Exactly what I was fearing! Or hoping fapping for. I think.

Fixed for ya.

Gusington

I can dig it, even with all that goth eye makeup on a blonde.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Martok

Quote from: Windigo on May 30, 2014, 12:06:40 PM
Russian admin support, "Oleg Ouija"


Sexy/funky!  Like a cross between a naughty Catholic schoolgirl and Harley Quinn.  O0 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Centurion40

Oleg's a dude's name!!  :o  Oh well, to each their own...  ::)
Any time is a good time for pie.

Gusington

So your problem isn't just with the eye makeup?


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Centurion40

Quote from: Gusington on May 30, 2014, 01:23:45 PM
So your problem isn't just with the eye makeup?

Nah, ya can wash that shit off.  Unless it's tattooed on, in which case you can turn off the lights.  But the other thing....
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#72
Try googling the chicks name on the lower left.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington

*backs away from keyboard slowly*


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers