Holy **** Batman!

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mirth

August 22, 2013, 10:39:41 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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GDS_Starfury

#1
August 22, 2013, 10:58:07 PM
 :-\
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Martok

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August 22, 2013, 11:44:28 PM Last Edit: August 22, 2013, 11:46:40 PM by Martok





Seriously, what in the actual f**k are they thinking??!!!  >:( 

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GDS_Starfury

#3
August 22, 2013, 11:49:45 PM
well.... take a step back and think about it for a moment.

could anyone ever have seen Mr Mom as Batman?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#4
August 23, 2013, 12:34:50 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 22, 2013, 11:49:45 PM
well.... take a step back and think about it for a moment.

could anyone ever have seen Mr Mom as Batman?
I'm the wrong guy to ask on that one, as Keaton was a completely unknown quantity to meat the time.  (Keep in mind, I was only 12 when the first Batman film was released in theaters.)  I had no idea what he was -- or wasn't -- capable of as an actor, so I had no real expectations, good or bad. 

Having since gone back and seen a couple of Keaton's previous films, I'm inclined to say that yes, I could have seen him playing Batman.  However, at this point, it's impossible for me to not be biased in his favor, since we obviously know nowadays that he *could* (and did) pull it off. 


All that having been said, I still can't see Affleck in the role.  Nope, I just can't... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Arctic Blast

#5
August 23, 2013, 12:46:04 AM
Eh, it really isn't weirder than Val Kilmer was.

Besides, I don't like the odds of Zach Snyder managing two movies in a row that aren't complete garbage, so this is liable to suck regardless of casting.

GDS_Starfury

#6
August 23, 2013, 12:52:17 AM
we should do a kickstarter campaign and get Gus to do Batman.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#7
August 23, 2013, 06:07:52 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 23, 2013, 12:52:17 AM
we should do a kickstarter campaign and get Gus to do Batman.

maybe lego batman - there is the ahem size difference to consider

Centurion40

#8
August 23, 2013, 08:15:12 AM
FYI, George Clooney also did a stint as Batman.

I heard the Affleck news this morning.  I got less offended as I thought about it.  Then I remembered Daredevil.
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August 23, 2013, 08:40:54 AM
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W8taminute

#10
August 23, 2013, 10:55:08 AM
Everyone one knows there will only be one and true batman and that is Adam West.  I think the character of batman itself has become a whore that everyone is trying out to see who plays it the best. 
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mirth

#11
August 23, 2013, 10:58:41 AM
Lol! It's true, the more guys that get thrown into that part, the more I miss Adam West.
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bayonetbrant

#12
August 23, 2013, 11:15:54 AM
Quote from: W8taminute on August 23, 2013, 10:55:08 AMEveryone one knows there will only be one and true batman and that is Adam West.

you mean Adam West, the guy from that softcore skinemax flick?!

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#13
August 23, 2013, 11:20:58 AM
^Look, that one's the 'erotic' edition. To differentiate it from the version released for the Amish, one supposes...
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August 23, 2013, 12:20:17 PM










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