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besilarius

#105
February 27, 2016, 06:30:48 PM
It's well known that manatees have no sense of taste, but good visibility.
This is just probably showing their bad taste.
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JasonPratt

#106
March 01, 2016, 03:31:15 PM
I feel like there's a mermaid joke to be made here somewhere...
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BanzaiCat

#107
March 01, 2016, 05:46:38 PM
I had to look that up to be sure it wasn't some cruel Internet joke. It is actually a story.

And the comments are frikkin' epic.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-400-pound-woman-survives-sexual-assault-by-herd-of-manatees/

Sir Slash

#108
March 01, 2016, 07:01:49 PM
A bunch of drunk Manatees will do just about anybody. It's Spring Break you know.
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bayonetbrant

#109
March 08, 2016, 09:37:22 PM
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bayonetbrant

#110
March 08, 2016, 10:48:14 PM
Meanwhile in Florida, the alligators have developed sign making skills.

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Sir Slash

#111
March 08, 2016, 11:21:43 PM
Waffle House has a very strict Dress Code: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Doesn't say anything about pants.  :coolsmiley:
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Sir Slash

#113
March 10, 2016, 10:04:57 AM
Ohhh Baby. She can squeeze my trigger anytime she wants.
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Freyland

#114
March 10, 2016, 11:15:25 AM Last Edit: March 10, 2016, 11:18:22 AM by Freyland
Wait, yes I do...



bayonetbrant

#115
April 30, 2016, 09:48:15 AM
any story this weird needed to be posted.  the fact that there's a tie-in to Maine is just a bonus

http://wncn.com/2016/04/30/disturbing-florida-man-accused-of-killing-woman-having-sex-with-her-body/
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Sir Slash

#116
April 30, 2016, 10:25:45 PM
Wait a minute. You not even safe having sex with a total stranger that you met in a liquor store? What IS this world coming to?
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bayonetbrant

#117
September 17, 2016, 01:40:28 PM
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bbmike

#118
September 17, 2016, 02:08:18 PM
Nice that the article ends with telling us how to make the drug.  ::)
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besilarius

#119
September 19, 2016, 06:51:50 AM
Hurricane season.  The news bureaus have been focused on NATURAL disasters.
This normal, crazy stuff from Florida pales in the awesomeness of a hurricane.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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