It reads like a column that shoud've appeared as a "Top X" list on Cracked.com, only better, because it's talking about AWESOME food
http://www.everywhereist.com/7-badass-bavarian-foods-you-must-try/
Excerpts
Quote from: Everywhereist
Do you want to eat Bavarian food? OF COURSE YOU DO. It is rich and doughy and filling and is the only thing on the planet that can soak up German beer. Every other fare will simply hide in the corner of your stomach, petrified at the sheer awesomeness of the brew that resides in there with it, and it will never get digested.
Quote from: EverywhereistDon't ignore the dumpling. It will help you to soak up the delicious pork juice that has filled the bottom of your plate. It is nectar of the gods. Drink it, and you will LIVE FOREVER. Probably.
Quote from: EverywhereistGermans can schnitzel the hell out of anything. First, they take a slab of meat and hammer it flat.
That's right: they are so damn badass, they beat their food after it's dead.
Quote from: EverywhereistYou know who are badasses? Pirates. Pirates are totally badass.
But even pirates can't stand up to scurvy. You know what can? Sauerkraut.
WHICH MEANS SAUERKRAUT > PIRATES.
That article is beautiful!!
Sooooo.. hungry....... 8)
Great stuff. Thanks, Brant.
Ha!
QuoteThe next time you have mac n' cheese, you may find yourself screaming at how pathetic they are in compared to spaetzle.
"NEIN!" you will holler at the top of your lungs. "Ich möchte Spätzle!" (Which in and of itself will be amazing, because you didn't realize you spoke German. THANK YOU, PRETZEL.)
And everyone who hears you will run in fear, taking their weakling noodles with them.
pretty sure I'm fixing something off of that list on Sunday night now.
can't do tonight - being invaded by Bayonet Jr's soccer team after their game.
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Laugh Out Loud. Might be Brazilian, though.
LOL.
Yep, we Germans have some good food here to accompany the great beer 8)
But of all the mentioned good stuff I don't like Schweinshaxe, I don't even know how it tastes, I can't bring myself to eat it - I simply can't ;)
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