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mirth

Quote from: mirth on August 25, 2014, 03:09:48 PM
Quote from: Boggit on August 20, 2014, 05:05:56 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on April 28, 2014, 07:23:42 PM

Is this an advert for bungy jumping from the ceiling of the beer hall? ;) You could do a lot worse than landing on the safety cushions ! :smitten:

Beer and bewbs. The two assurances there is a God and he loves us.

Make that 3 assurances.
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


steve58

Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
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steve58

German waiter breaks world beer-carrying record   ...would've hated to see him drop (and waste) those  >:D

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Oliver Struempfel, who works at the traditional Gillemoos beer festival in the Bavarian town of Abensberg, carried the beers weighing a total of 136 pounds for 130 feet at the festival.

Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Martok

Quote from: steve58 on September 08, 2014, 02:35:26 PM
German waiter breaks world beer-carrying record   ...would've hated to see him drop (and waste) those  >:D

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Oliver Struempfel, who works at the traditional Gillemoos beer festival in the Bavarian town of Abensberg, carried the beers weighing a total of 136 pounds for 130 feet at the festival.


That's insane!  Even if I had the forearm/upper-body strength to pull that off (which I most emphatically do not), I'm too damn clumsy to carry even half that many. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

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"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

steve58

Anyone notice that beer prices seem to be increasing?  Did a little interneting to see if I could see why.  Didn't find a reason for why prices are going up now, but did find that they'll be going up more in 2015 :-[  We are on the cusp of a beerpocalypse. :'(     ...more here.

Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

endfire79

heh, time to relocate!

5 cities with the cheapest beer in America

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-city-with-the-cheapest-beer-in-america-is-2014-10-17

Baton Rouge, La.   $7.41
Oklahoma City   $7.48
Omaha, Neb.   $7.62
Buffalo, N.Y.   $7.70
St. Louis   $7.81

5 cities with the most expensive beer in America

Aurora, Ill.   $13.32
Chicago   $13.32
New York   $10.28
Anchorage, Alaska   $10.26
Pittsburgh   $9.95
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"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

GDS_Starfury

but they dont say what beer is the baseline.  >:(
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bbmike

Still cheaper than what I pay for my scotch and bourbons.
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steve58

 :o Once upon a time I lived in Aurora, glad I left!
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

Martok

Quote from: steve58 on October 23, 2014, 04:18:39 PM
Anyone notice that beer prices seem to be increasing?  Did a little interneting to see if I could see why.  Didn't find a reason for why prices are going up now, but did find that they'll be going up more in 2015 :-[ 
If memory serves, I believe I've read that a mix of drought in some places and heavy rains in others has had an unfortunate effect on the country's barley crops the last year or two. 

Either way, though, it sucks.  :( 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

endfire79

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

mirth

Quote from: endfire79 on November 13, 2014, 09:43:38 PM
Some of my fav locals from Unibroue:

http://www.unibroue.com/en/home






La Fin du Monde is one of my all-time favorite beers.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus