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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1680 on: January 21, 2017, 03:48:25 PM »
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USS Bonhomme Richard (LHD-6) fires a Sea Sparrow missile during Valiant Shield 2016

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1681 on: January 21, 2017, 04:08:19 PM »
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USS Alabama (BB-60) anchored in Casco Bay, Maine, circa December 1942.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1682 on: January 24, 2017, 10:45:54 AM »
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HMS Vengeance in Florida

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1683 on: January 24, 2017, 05:05:17 PM »
from the failed Trident test?
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1684 on: January 24, 2017, 05:09:41 PM »
Yeah, think so. That's Port Canaveral.


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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1685 on: January 25, 2017, 10:15:20 AM »
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Russian battleship Oryol after Tsushima

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1686 on: January 26, 2017, 10:49:57 AM »
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USS Lexington (CV-2) underway during the Battle of Coral Sea, 8 May 1942. This view appears to have been taken in the early afternoon, after planes had been recovered and initial damage control measures effected, but before the start of the fires that led to the ship's loss. This is the last known photograph of Lexington in operational condition. Taken from USS Portland (CA-33).

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1687 on: January 26, 2017, 10:55:29 AM »
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Russian battleship Oryol after Tsushima



That's quite the pounding.... there's a Goatfury analogy in here somewhere....
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1688 on: January 26, 2017, 06:56:42 PM »
I leave bigger holes.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1689 on: January 27, 2017, 05:29:05 AM »
When first scanning your post, it read as "I have bigger holes."
Too early in the morning to go on with this.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1690 on: January 29, 2017, 08:22:08 AM »
The end of aircraft carrier "bow prongs"

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/7099/__trashed-9
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1691 on: January 30, 2017, 10:23:32 AM »
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Japanese Hayabusa-class guided missile patrol boat JS Kumataka (PG-827)

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1692 on: January 30, 2017, 03:20:01 PM »
Three? WTF three? Looks big enough for four.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1693 on: January 30, 2017, 08:28:48 PM »
like theres a chinese warship that can survive 2.....  ::)
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #1694 on: January 31, 2017, 10:03:39 AM »
like theres a chinese warship that can survive 2.....  ::)

You saying that that carrier (by virtue of its size) cant survive two of those?
I am assuming that those are exocet type missiles
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