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mirth

#2835
December 24, 2017, 09:26:04 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#2836
December 25, 2017, 02:21:48 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

#2837
December 25, 2017, 03:29:44 PM
For nigh on 20 years my favourite joke has been -

What do you call a French man on his holidays

Felipe Fallop

But that has been usurped today by a Christmas cracker joke -

What's beethovens favourite fruit

BAN-AN-NAN-AR!!!!!

Emeraldlis

#2838
December 26, 2017, 08:02:07 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 25, 2017, 02:21:48 PM


That made me laugh way more than it should ...it's super cheesy , I love it !!!!  :DD :DD :DD

Quote from: undercovergeek on December 25, 2017, 03:29:44 PM
For nigh on 20 years my favourite joke has been -

What do you call a French man on his holidays

Felipe Fallop

But that has been usurped today by a Christmas cracker joke -

What's beethovens favourite fruit

BAN-AN-NAN-AR!!!!!

That Beethoven joke cracks me up every time !!!!  :DD it actually gets funnier the more that I think about it  :DD
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

mirth

#2839
December 27, 2017, 12:15:02 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2840
December 27, 2017, 12:27:50 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2841
December 27, 2017, 04:56:46 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#2842
December 27, 2017, 08:31:09 PM
HA!

bayonetbrant

#2843
December 30, 2017, 05:23:12 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Emeraldlis

#2844
December 31, 2017, 10:29:19 AM
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

bayonetbrant

#2845
January 03, 2018, 04:45:45 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#2846
January 03, 2018, 05:48:29 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

MetalDog

#2847
January 03, 2018, 06:56:27 PM
Seconded! 




And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#2848
January 03, 2018, 07:06:48 PM
This one should bug the Dickens out of you

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#2849
January 03, 2018, 07:28:45 PM
 :knuppel2:
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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