A succinct debate about guns

Started by GDS_Starfury, March 25, 2024, 09:28:25 PM

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GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

I think the consequences of using your dick instead of a gun in a home invasion case would be .... socially interesting.

Vigilante justice would swell ....

Leaving your door unlocked would be considered entrapment ... LoL



My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Jarhead0331

When a girl tells me she has a problem with a guy owning a gun, I'm like, "uh oh, what's wrong with your brain?"
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Senex

Quote from: Windigo on March 27, 2024, 02:36:49 PMI think the consequences of using your dick instead of a gun in a home invasion case would be .... socially interesting.

Vigilante justice would swell ....

Leaving your door unlocked would be considered entrapment ... LoL

They would both require timing, concentration, and proper aim.  And you better know what you're doing when your figure's on the trigger.