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GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Longdan

Quote from: Staggerwing on March 25, 2013, 09:34:36 PM
Stop harshing my Jazz, GDS. Any old Wilde Sau knows what Schräge Musik is. And anyone with a copy of Blueprint for Mars knows about the Sound Cannon.

It was, IMHO, one of the more cleverer grogjokes ever.  It made my dumb joke into something sublime.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

LongBlade

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 25, 2013, 09:26:54 PM
actually no.
you all get -10 grog points as the Schräge Musik was a upward facing cannon system for night fighters.
what you "grogs" were looking for was the Schallkanone.


Dude, I know exactly what Schraege Musik is.

We have been having fun.

Now...I seem to recall needing to speak to you about something, Star. What was it...?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

Quote from: LongBlade on March 25, 2013, 10:50:37 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 25, 2013, 09:26:54 PM
actually no.
you all get -10 grog points as the Schräge Musik was a upward facing cannon system for night fighters.
what you "grogs" were looking for was the Schallkanone.


Dude, I know exactly what Schraege Musik is.

We have been having fun.

Now...I seem to recall needing to speak to you about something, Star. What was it...?

Having fun...when did that become such a difficult concept around here?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Longdan

Since when can we be arbitrarily stripped of grogpoints?
digni enim sunt interdicunt

LongBlade

Quote from: Longdan on March 26, 2013, 10:38:15 AM
Since when can we be arbitrarily stripped of grogpoints?

When we arbitrarily feel like it  :-*
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Barthheart


bob48

#37
you all get -10 grog points as the Schräge Musik was a upward facing cannon system for night fighters.
Specifically fitted to the Ju88G and operated by NJG 102.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


TheCommandTent

^I love the picture of the A-10
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Capn Darwin

+1 Windigo. Got a good chuckle from that one.
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