Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats

Started by Centurion40, February 01, 2012, 12:33:57 PM

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airboy

I visited a swine production plant over Thanksgiving.  I know the guy who runs it.  It is a small, research lab type operation.  First pig operation I've visited since I was growing up.

Windigo

lab type operation?   Not something I'd use to ever describe any confined livestock operation I have ever seen.
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My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

hydroponic bacon! 

fucking brilliant!  ;D
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Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

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Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

My tasking for tonights party are bacon wrapped tater tots.
Pics to follow.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


TheCommandTent

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

How do you keep the tots crispy? Do you pre-bake/fry them, does the rendering bacon fat do that for you, or do the tots just stay slightly soft?
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Martok

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 01, 2014, 12:48:31 PM
Breakfast of champions!
Outstanding, Star!  Makes my mouth water just looking at them. 

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TheCommandTent

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 01, 2014, 02:09:28 PM
How do you keep the tots crispy? Do you pre-bake/fry them, does the rendering bacon fat do that for you, or do the tots just stay slightly soft?

I would like to know this as well.
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

GDS_Starfury

It just works.  2.5 minutes and they're perfect.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.