One for Metal Dog

[mirth]

[mirth]

[LongBlade]

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

[undercovergeek]

1 Overview and vestibule of Hell
2 Ten circles of Hell

    2.1 First Circle (Limbo)
    2.2 Second Circle (Lust)
    2.3 Third Circle (Gluttony)
    2.4 Fourth Circle (Greed)
    2.5 Fifth Circle (Anger)
    2.6 Sixth Circle (Heresy)
    2.7 Seventh Circle (Violence)
    2.8 Eighth Circle (Fraud)
    2.9 Ninth Circle (Treachery)
    2.10 Undiscovered until recently, Tenth Circle (C*nts that tell puns)

[mirth]

(C*nts that tell puns)

Punts!

[undercovergeek]

thats them  ;D

[LongBlade]

1 Overview and vestibule of Hell
2 Ten circles of Hell

    2.1 First Circle (Limbo)
    2.2 Second Circle (Lust)
    2.3 Third Circle (Gluttony)
    2.4 Fourth Circle (Greed)
    2.5 Fifth Circle (Anger)
    2.6 Sixth Circle (Heresy)
    2.7 Seventh Circle (Violence)
    2.8 Eighth Circle (Fraud)
    2.9 Ninth Circle (Treachery)
    2.10 Undiscovered until recently, Tenth Circle (C*nts that tell puns)

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?  His goal:  Transcend Dental Medication.

[undercovergeek]

when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that 

[BanzaiCat]

Spanish word of the day: "Bishop"

"Hey! Hillary Clinton is out of control! Can't someone shut that bishop?"

[MetalDog]

when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that 

Fight the good fight, brother!!!

[LongBlade]

when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that 

Fight the good fight, brother!!!

Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.

[LongBlade]

when St Peter pulls the trapdoor whilst youre at the Pearly Gates and you ride the big slide downstairs im going to be waiting to jab hot pokers in your arse - i hope you know that 

Fight the good fight, brother!!!

You guys are such a cute couple it's like you're a

[LongBlade]

[bayonetbrant]

[MetalDog]

That is not the dessert you are looking for...