Russia's War Against Ukraine

[FarAway Sooner]

Wait until the Ukrainian beavers start going after the Russian lumber industry!  Between that and dropping trees in roads, they'll have vulnerable segments of the Russian economy on its knees by Fall at the latest. 

The Russians may have been preparing for sanctions from abroad for decades, but nobody expects the UBIB (Ukrainian Beaver Infiltration Brigade)!

[Groggy]

Ukrainian beavers make the best assault engineers.

[Jarhead0331]

There are nearly three pages now of no discussion other than Ukrainian beavers. 

[Sir Slash]

And they work for wood shavings.    Beavers are always distracting.

[GDS_Starfury]

there really hasn't been much going on to post about.  the mud is deep as hell and both sides are stuck.  Bhakmut is still a stalemate and that's about it. 
Finland joined NATO today.   
May is going to be a very interesting month.

[JasonPratt]

Twice as much border for NATO now! -- also lots of beavers in Finland.

(Though to be fair, Russia no doubt has more beavers than all the rest of the world put together except maybe Canada.)

[JasonPratt]

{...} Ukrainian Beavers go for {...} points lower. 

Beavers are always distracting.

[Gusington]

I'm sure Putin will somehow blame the West for NATO enlargement and the massive backfiring of his grand scheme.

[Sir Slash]

No doubt. It sounds like Nazi Drug Addicts are spreading all around him now. He probably can't even trust his horse anymore. Poor Vlad.

[GDS_Starfury]

Ukrainian mine clearing line charge used to clear vatniks.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1643375640585056256

[JasonPratt]

Wagner: Hey Vlad, you ready to sneak out tonight and lay some mines?
Wagner2: Sure am, Comrade! I've got them all ready to go right he---- wait, do you hear an odd whistling sound?
Wagner1: look at that flaming line coming in! That's a Meteorit!
Wagner2: don't be silly, the Uks don't have any UR-77 MeteoMYGOD AAAHHHH RUNNN!!


(Ukraine captured 12 of these armored tracked units, donated by fleeing Russians. But this footage might be the Orks using it at Mauripol.)

[GDS_Starfury]

 

"China does not recognize Crimea as Russian, like other territories of Ukraine "included" in the Russian Federation" - Chinese Ambassador to the EU

[Gusington]

   "included"

[Sir Slash]

Interesting. What's Russia's official stance on Hong Kong I wonder?

[GDS_Starfury]

something Ive been paying attention to.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2023/04/04/the-united-states-has-given-ukraine-all-the-heavy-trucks-tankers-and-recovery-vehicles-the-ukrainians-need-to-breach-russian-defenses/?sh=384094ac600f