Russia's War Against Ukraine

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SirAndrewD

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 10, 2022, 12:33:24 AM
well it seems the Ukrainians took Kupyansk today!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1568464792909643778

LOL...lots of Russian media trying to scramble and say "videos of Kupyansk falling are just civilians filming the city."

Astounding accomplishment! 
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GDS_Starfury

Ukrainian soldiers in front of the Kupyansk City Administration building.



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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


SirAndrewD

Nothing to see here.  Cosplayers in airsoft. 

"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

GDS_Starfury

at the very least they control the west side.
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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

#3726
its gonna be a good day!  :bd:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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fucking hell, Izyum and Lyman both liberated between finally passing out last night and waking up.
:bd:

no point in posting maps that will be out of date in hours.  :pullhair:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Crossroads

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 10, 2022, 08:37:44 AM
fucking hell, Izyum and Lyman both liberated between finally passing out last night and waking up.
:bd:

no point in posting maps that will be out of date in hours.  :pullhair:

This all started with analogies to Winter War. Lately, comparisons to second battle of Kharkiv. Here's hoping we're soon comparing this to Eastern Front of the Great War in Novemberish 1917.
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JasonPratt

Quote from: SirAndrewD on September 10, 2022, 12:39:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 10, 2022, 12:33:24 AM
well it seems the Ukrainians took Kupyansk today!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1568464792909643778

LOL...lots of Russian media trying to scramble and say "videos of Kupyansk falling are just civilians filming the city."

Astounding accomplishment!

I saw one video which acknowledged they took the city, but spun it as a wry joke (paraphrasing from memory): "I didn't know Kupyansk was the capital of Russia! -- all the celebration, as if they just took a real Russian city. Fronts shift around a little back and forth, but it's what happens at the end that counts."

But it's their city, it matters to them! (Also Russia encouraged celebration when Russia took it, so...  ::) )

Looking forward to the day when they try to spin things as "Pfft, so much celebration over Crimea, as if they had conquered a truly Russian province! Come here and try that and see what happens!"
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I saw on FOX this morning a report that Putin had arrested 5 of his top officials for conspiring to remove him from office. So, 5 more volunteers for the Izyum Front.
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MengJiao

Quote from: JasonPratt on September 10, 2022, 10:02:32 AM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on September 10, 2022, 12:39:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 10, 2022, 12:33:24 AM
well it seems the Ukrainians took Kupyansk today!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1568464792909643778

LOL...lots of Russian media trying to scramble and say "videos of Kupyansk falling are just civilians filming the city."

Astounding accomplishment!

I saw one video which acknowledged they took the city, but spun it as a wry joke (paraphrasing from memory): "I didn't know Kupyansk was the capital of Russia! -- all the celebration, as if they just took a real Russian city. Fronts shift around a little back and forth, but it's what happens at the end that counts."

But it's their city, it matters to them! (Also Russia encouraged celebration when Russia took it, so...  ::) )

Looking forward to the day when they try to spin things as "Pfft, so much celebration over Crimea, as if they had conquered a truly Russian province! Come here and try that and see what happens!"

  As usual, I find wry humor a bit puzzling.  Perhaps somebody should have reminded the humorist that Russia attacked Ukraine and that the point of the war is to get the Russians out of
Ukraine.  As far as I know, no one has the intention of taking Moscow except for the Russians who have been boondoggled by Putin's regime.

SirAndrewD

Well, the Russian MoD has finally spoken.   

With their strategic objectives in the Kharkiv region complete, they're redeploying all forces there south to support the stated goals of their Special Military Operation in Donetsk and Luhansk. 

Russia is victorious in Kharkiv!  Civilians in the area will be evacuated to Russian territory in this orderly redeployment.
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