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Online GDS_Starfury

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How I Wished the World Worked
« on: August 14, 2022, 07:43:09 PM »

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

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Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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Re: How I Wished the World Worked
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2022, 08:29:26 AM »
Only in Europe

If that were a US airport some asshat would have told the piano player to stfu