GROGisms Around The Campfire

[Staggerwing]

^and look how it turned out for him...

[Keunert]

Pflückt die Gruken solange sie noch heiss sind!

Gerd zu seinem Frauenfussballteam

[Windigo]

Pflückt die Gruken solange sie noch heiss sind!

Gerd zu seinem Frauenfussballteam

YEAH!  What he said!

[GroggyGrognard]

I like my wargames like I like my women: no zones of control and no errata!

[Windigo]

I like my wargames like I like my women: no zones of control and no errata!

+1.5

[bob48]

.....I'll use my own dice, if you don't mind.

[Windigo]

.....I'll use my own dice, if you don't mind.

-1 to morale throw
-2 for lipping off the DM
+5 for bringing the beer

[W8taminute]

^Opportunity fire:

-1 target moving
+1 target out in open
+1 firing from concealed location

2d6=8

Who has the CRT to tell me what happened?

[Windigo]

^Opportunity fire:

-1 target moving
+1 target out in open
+1 firing from concealed location

2d6=8

Who has the CRT to tell me what happened?

not quite right

-1 wearing beer googles

therefore roll is a 7

[bob48]

....(roll's aforementioned own 'Special Dice')

There ya go, 3 sevens on 3D6...I win!

[Windigo]

....(roll's aforementioned own 'Special Dice')

There ya go, 3 sevens on 3D6...I win!

I had a bud who used model glue on the corners of his 20 sided die to increase the odds of a good roll..... fARGIN' BOSTICH

[kommandant]

What about a horror story fellas?

There is this gamer, that likes wargames, but this gamer, never player a single tabletop wargame, or any panzer general games uhauhauahuhUHUHUHAUHAUHAU.....

This gamer is me, you guys can hate me now :P

[bob48]

Too scary for me!

[kommandant]

Too scary for me!

AND YOU MUST CUT DOWN THE MIGHTIEST TREE IN THE FOREST... WITHHHHHHH A HERING!

[Windigo]

What about a horror story fellas?

There is this gamer, that likes wargames, but this gamer, never player a single tabletop wargame, or any panzer general games uhauhauahuhUHUHUHAUHAUHAU.....

This gamer is me, you guys can hate me now :P

sooooo, you like computer wargames?