Gusington's New Fall Wardrobe

[Gusington]

I never like to admit that Breezy is right about anything. And I have already seen pics of Your Rippedness Azz and my burned retinas are still recovering.

Don't feel bad mirth I am considering getting a personal trainer myself. Hopefully a hawt female one who will kick my ass and then hose me down.

[Windigo]

@Gussy-poo

know-it-all, liberal pussies are the toughest to ever admit to that they were right ...

[Azzurri]

Gus, only do male trainers.

[Azzurri]

Windy, I am mad at you.

[Gusington]

^Hmm, why male only?

Breezy am I Donkey Kong or Mario?

[Azzurri]

^Less distracting and you are there for bizness not pleasure...

Si?!!

[Gusington]

Fine. And I thought you were the fun one.

The best trainer in my remote area happens to be a female. A former Ukrainian tank driver named Olga, but female. She promised to 'break me.'

[Azzurri]

I am a fine stallion!

Although, I do feel somewhat gelded of late.

<segue>

Work with what you got, Gus...and with whom you got...

Get luck!!!!

[Windigo]

^Hmm, why male only?

Breezy am I Donkey Kong or Mario?

Reading your wife's tell all novella, I would say its Donkey Don Kong   8)

[bayonetbrant]

^^ boys, chill out

[Windigo]

^^ boys, chill out

Oh come on now.... that's a clean hit and a man bonding comment if there ever was one.... are you FIFA referee?

[Gusington]

The Wife has a tell all out? I need to know what's been going on during all these 'business trips' she's been taking.

[Windigo]

The Wife has a tell all out? I need to know what's been going on during all these 'business trips' she's been taking.

how do you think I found out that she calls you the Deity of the Mattress Islands Gussy-poo?

[Gusington]

I thought she called me the Enchanting Wizard of Rhythm...

[Windigo]

I thought she called me the Enchanting Wizard of Rhythm...

That was all of chapter 4 and also part of 6 where she describes you in a bathcap and pink spandex.   ;D