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Offline besilarius

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Good article on Board Games
« on: March 07, 2013, 04:57:15 PM »

Actually good article from cracked on how bad some board games are.  Have to agree this time with the Cracked people.
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Re: Good article on Board Games
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2013, 04:17:16 AM »
I'm not so sure about all of them, but Chutes & Ladders and Monopoly are definitely exercises in masochism. 

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Re: Good article on Board Games
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2013, 04:48:22 AM »
I'd go with pretty much everything on this list, but there's 1-2 substitutions to the substitutions I'd make instead...
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Re: Good article on Board Games
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2013, 01:33:05 PM »
I have no idea how you go from Snakes & Ladders to Alien Frontiers. Monopoly to Power Grid is a bit odd as well. Of course, I'm not the biggest fan of Power Grid, so that certainly doesn't help.  :D