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Title: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Smuckatelli on February 23, 2012, 10:53:22 AM
I want one!

As long as you don't push the wrong button...you should be good to go:

http://www.totousa.com/Washlet/WashletS400.aspx
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: son_of_montfort on February 23, 2012, 11:23:19 AM
I had to make sure, but I looked up Toto, LTD and my suspicions were confirmed - based in Japan. The Japanese have been, er... leading the way? in automatic toilet manufacturing for several years now. I've seen toilets like this before. I guess they are trying to break into the US market. Supposedly they are pretty miraculous, or so I've seen from people who experienced them in Japan.

Interesting that they have a manufacturing plant in Georgia. I had thought that Americans were largely unwilling to spend that type of money on an automated toilet, which is why they never appeared here before. I'd love to see one though, it sounds crazy with the cleaning arm, warm air dryer, and all that!
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 11:40:48 AM
Yes, I saw one of these when I was in Japan some 15 years ago. A friend had one installed. We were sitting around drinking at his house when he decided to show it off. To demonstrate it (for all to see) we had to put a foot on the seat to apply pressure in order to get the...ummm...squirter thingy to fire.

It shot about four feet in the air and we all howled with laughter.

My parents have one installed in their house. I've never bothered to use it. Had you posted this a week ago I could have taken one for the team and tried it out. Now you'll have to wait a while until I go back - if I remember to use it.
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Centurion40 on February 23, 2012, 01:23:48 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 11:40:48 AM
Yes, I saw one of these when I was in Japan some 15 years ago. A friend had one installed. We were sitting around drinking at his house when he decided to show it off. To demonstrate it (for all to see) we had to put a foot on the seat to apply pressure in order to get the...ummm...squirter thingy to fire.

It shot about four feet in the air and we all howled with laughter.

My parents have one installed in their house. I've never bothered to use it. Had you posted this a week ago I could have taken one for the team and tried it out. Now you'll have to wait a while until I go back - if I remember to use it.

Don't worry, we'll remind you.
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Smuckatelli on February 23, 2012, 02:37:32 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 11:40:48 AM
My parents have one installed in their house. I've never bothered to use it. Had you posted this a week ago I could have taken one for the team and tried it out. Now you'll have to wait a while until I go back - if I remember to use it.

I asked for scoop and you give me a been there done that story...well, you don't have the t-shirt.

If you really loved all of us you would get in your car a drive to your parents house and give us the scoop. Right now, not sometime in the future.
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Centurion40 on February 23, 2012, 03:23:33 PM
Howard Stern has the full meal-deal toilet.  He loves it, raves about it.

If I hit the jackpot this week, I'll get one installed and post my review.
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 04:13:47 PM
Quote from: Smuckatelli on February 23, 2012, 02:37:32 PM
If you really loved all of us

There's yer problem.
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Smuckatelli on February 23, 2012, 06:35:06 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 04:13:47 PM
Quote from: Smuckatelli on February 23, 2012, 02:37:32 PM
If you really loved all of us

There's yer problem.

Not another peep out of you EXCEPT an AAR on how clean your bottom is after using the toilet!
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 06:35:37 PM
Oh, c'mon LT. I got a hot date tonight!
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Smuckatelli on February 23, 2012, 08:17:29 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 06:35:37 PM
Oh, c'mon LT. I got a hot date tonight!

Silence! you will not go on a date with Suzy rotten crotch and finger bang her pearly white panties.

You will go to you parents house, sit on the thrown, launch the amtracs and report back how clean the well deck was after you completed your mission.
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Smuckatelli on February 23, 2012, 08:18:33 PM
Stop thinking LB.....CSMO NOW!!!!
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Jarhead0331 on February 23, 2012, 08:32:09 PM
My ex took the damn electric toilet seat with her when she left.  How F'ed up is that?
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 08:43:53 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 23, 2012, 08:32:09 PM
My ex took the damn electric toilet seat with her when she left.  How F'ed up is that?

Dunno.

Did it vibrate?
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Smuckatelli on February 23, 2012, 09:07:44 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 08:43:53 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 23, 2012, 08:32:09 PM
My ex took the damn electric toilet seat with her when she left.  How F'ed up is that?

Dunno.

Did it vibrate?

Hey...no distractions...we are concerned about hygene.....
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Centurion40 on February 24, 2012, 08:42:58 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 06:35:37 PM
Oh, c'mon LT. I got a hot date tonight!

He's a 'Light' Colonel now... just sayin'.  ::)
Title: Re: Anyone have the scoop on this
Post by: Centurion40 on February 24, 2012, 08:43:18 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2012, 08:43:53 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 23, 2012, 08:32:09 PM
My ex took the damn electric toilet seat with her when she left.  How F'ed up is that?

Dunno.

Did it vibrate?

Good question!