Star Wars movies ranking

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Gusington

The Force Awakens at 3?? Madness.


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jamus34

In all honesty I think it's criminal how much they have glossed over the Wookiee's. Hell, KOTR does a better job showing and explaining the Wookiee culture better than all 9 movies combined.
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Jarhead0331

Quote from: JudgeDredd on February 10, 2022, 03:07:09 AM
In terms of movies

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • A New Hope
  • Rogue One
  • Solo
I do not recognise any others

Interesting list. Other than the Battle for Hoth, Empire was a little too slow for me, although it was certainly integral to the overall story. I completely agree that Rogue One and Solo were far superior to any of the enumerated films, which all seemed to get progressively worse.
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SirAndrewD

Quote from: jamus34 on February 10, 2022, 12:50:16 PM
In all honesty I think it's criminal how much they have glossed over the Wookiee's. Hell, KOTR does a better job showing and explaining the Wookiee culture better than all 9 movies combined.

I was about to agree with you but then..

Hmm...maybe it's not so criminal after all....

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W8taminute

Quote from: Gusington on February 09, 2022, 05:07:01 PM
You can't rank Return of the Jedi above Empire Strikes Back because of the Ewok menace!



That little fella looks a bit like Quiet Riot or Hannibal Lector.
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Damn-straight! Not even Vader would mess with him.
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