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mirth

#210
October 09, 2017, 10:06:59 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#211
October 09, 2017, 11:02:14 AM
Some people should stick with sparklers.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

#212
October 09, 2017, 05:51:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 09, 2017, 11:02:14 AM
Some people should stick with sparklers.  :hide:

Not even. They'll just put their eye out...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#213
October 09, 2017, 05:55:13 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 09, 2017, 05:51:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 09, 2017, 11:02:14 AM
Some people should stick with sparklers.  :hide:

Not even. They'll just put their eye out...

Just ask my uncle One-eye Frank
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#214
October 09, 2017, 06:24:39 PM
Good thing they gave him only one sparkler.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#215
October 09, 2017, 06:27:02 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 09, 2017, 06:24:39 PM
Good thing they gave him only one sparkler.

That was always the rule in my family.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#216
October 09, 2017, 06:39:25 PM
My parents let me play with as many sparklers as I wanted. They just never lit them. "That way they'll last longer son" my old man used to tell me. I'm STILL not sure about that.  :-\
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

#217
October 09, 2017, 06:41:27 PM
sooo....

Do you still have them?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#218
October 09, 2017, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 09, 2017, 06:41:27 PM
sooo....

Do you still have them?

Sparklers or parents?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#219
October 09, 2017, 06:43:34 PM
Eyes.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#220
October 09, 2017, 06:45:34 PM
Sorry. Can't read what you're posting cause my seeing-eye dog is licking his balls right now. It's in his contract.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#221
October 09, 2017, 06:46:49 PM
Good dog.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#222
October 09, 2017, 07:09:50 PM
Sit, Ubu, sit.

mirth

#223
October 16, 2017, 09:10:58 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#224
October 16, 2017, 09:12:42 AM
Star actually travelled that far north?
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